The Odyssey (2026)

Bald Brah

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As far as the DEI checkboxes, Page's character is in no way a stand-in for or last-minute swap from Achilles. He doesn't fight at all, is immediately murdered at the beginning of the movie (before Troy is breached), and as far as I can recall from the poem, isn't given any of Achilles' dialogue during the encounter in Hades.

So Achilles still appears in Hades and his appearance was not bait and switched with the transformer lady? You sure about that?
 
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Adebisi

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So Achilles still appears in Hades and his appearance was not bait and switched with the transformer lady? You sure about that?
Spoiler

There are not even any Achilles lines about "I wish I was just back home living a normie life"
 
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Gavinmad

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The median age is in the mid-60s so they don't need help to shit themselves and don't care about diversity.
The fuck is this stupid bullshit?

Additionally, with the new 2026 class, the Academy would be 36 percent female, 25 percent from underrepresented communities, and 22 percent from international territories.

Also nothing is stopping 60 year old white dudes from being woke retards, just ask the citizens of Minnesota. The actual citizens, not Somali shitskins.
 

Adebisi

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You have 14 Days. If after that time Helen of Troy is not properly recast as Mila Kunis, I am unsubscribing from Paramount Plus, and returning all my Atmos speakers and Trojan horse popcorn bucket pre orders. The rest of my friends will follow suit, as will several other forum posters and Facebook friends and people that love Dark Knight.
 
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zignor 4

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So Achilles still appears in Hades and his appearance was not bait and switched with the transformer lady? You sure about that?

Achilles is not in this movie beyond a mention. No one was "switched" into his role in Hades or otherwise. In Homer's poem, Odysseus converses with a multitude of shades, and during Achilles' turn he laments the fact that he didn't choose to live a long(er) life as a poor farmer, and asks about his son. The Sidon character in the movie scolds Odysseus for sending him to die by way of a lie, nothing at all to do with Achilles.
 
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Juvarisx

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Achilles is not in this movie beyond a mention. No one was "switched" into his role in Hades or otherwise. In Homer's poem, Odysseus converses with a multitude of shades, and during Achilles' turn he laments the fact that he didn't choose to live a long(er) life as a poor farmer, and asks about his son. The Sidon character in the movie scolds Odysseus for sending him to die by way of a lie, nothing at all to do with Achilles.

He is just trolling at this point. You are 1000% correct tho
 
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DickTrickle

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Achilles is not in this movie beyond a mention. No one was "switched" into his role in Hades or otherwise. In Homer's poem, Odysseus converses with a multitude of shades, and during Achilles' turn he laments the fact that he didn't choose to live a long(er) life as a poor farmer, and asks about his son. The Sidon character in the movie scolds Odysseus for sending him to die by way of a lie, nothing at all to do with Achilles.
Bald brah is the somehow even dumber replacement for Chuck when it comes to media consumption. Engagement besides to mock is wasted effort. He probably dropped out of school before they would have even read The Odyssey.
 
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Fucker

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Bald brah is the somehow even dumber replacement for Chuck when it comes to media consumption. Engagement besides to mock is wasted effort. He probably dropped out of school before they would have even read The Odyssey.
He was in school? I figured him to be a shoe glue mixer from the age of 3.