Dude, I haven't even seen it yet, but I've seen enough to know I'm not going to go pay for a ticket let alone buy the trojan horse sex toy collectible that holds a couple of fistfuls of popcorn. I mean every goddamn picture I've seen of that thing it's literally a cup or two of popcorn that maybe fits in it.
At least with the fleshlight ShyHallud popcorn bucket you got a full one, but I didn't necessarily care for either of those movies other than the visual spectacle. They're great looking films, but I don't have a burning desire to go see the third one in the theater, about all watch it when it hits Max eventually. The David Lynch version is still the best cinema-wise, and the extended sci-fi miniseries is the most superior for following the book.
I'll probably watch this movie months down the road when it's on the high seas just to see what all of the hullabaloo was about.
And you know I got to bust your balls about the Frankenstein movie, even though you know how to make pan pizza. I mean come on that was a pretty shitty movie, and this was coming from somebody who is excited about it originally, but Netflix gonna Netflix....