Siliconemelons
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The Odyssey (2026)
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Adebisi
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Who says they're not in their undead tent. Just smelling up Hades with their buttsexks
Siliconemelons
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Adebisi
Clump of Cells
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Just greasy, rotting, bloated cocks docking in Hades while Agememnon looks on in pure horror.
This is accurate The Odyessy we are hoping for.
Also Stavros Halkias is Odysseus.
Siliconemelons
Ssraeszha Raider
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Adebisi
Clump of Cells
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Siliconemelons
Ssraeszha Raider
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Most that gay crap about Greeks is disingenuous translation nonsense - and gay fag stuff is gay fag stuff!
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moonarchia
The Scientific Shitlord
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Sir, no need to use slurs. In Canuckistanian it's faggot.Most that gay crap about Greeks is disingenuous translation nonsense - and gay fag stuff is gay fag stuff!
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zombiewizardhawk
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I know, just look how many people in the world are Catholic...
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zombiewizardhawk
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People voted for Biden and Obama and Kamala, too. People supported 183 covid boosters and mask mandates. People are retarded.
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Talos
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Talos
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You're not gonna believe this but they used an African Indian midget in LotR for the same purpose. Disgusting!
Fight
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Movie was bad. 4/10
The casting in this movie is a total mess. Tom Holland was the worst. He is too old to sell the premise that he isn't ready to be king. He looked every bit of his 30 years old, yet this movie's story hinges on him being a young lad that isn't old enough or experienced enough to take his rightful throne.
The modern English tongue was equally as off-putting and never allowed the audience to feel the age and time of the story it was telling.
The only part of this movie that actually felt like a Chris Nolan movie was the terrible sound mixing. It is a visceral, oppressive spectacle that assaults your eardrums to the point that you are begging for it to all be over. I can't understand why he insists on drowning out his dialogue with relentless environmental background noise.
Save your money and 3 hours of your life.
The casting in this movie is a total mess. Tom Holland was the worst. He is too old to sell the premise that he isn't ready to be king. He looked every bit of his 30 years old, yet this movie's story hinges on him being a young lad that isn't old enough or experienced enough to take his rightful throne.
The modern English tongue was equally as off-putting and never allowed the audience to feel the age and time of the story it was telling.
The only part of this movie that actually felt like a Chris Nolan movie was the terrible sound mixing. It is a visceral, oppressive spectacle that assaults your eardrums to the point that you are begging for it to all be over. I can't understand why he insists on drowning out his dialogue with relentless environmental background noise.
Save your money and 3 hours of your life.
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Nothing about Apocalypto was remotely historically accurate. Mayan civilization it pretends to show is off by hundreds of years, while also being mashed up with Aztec sacrifices which they didn't do, small-post stuff which didn't happen unti centuries latter, etc..
Nolan could've filmed the Odyssee with Troy being invaded by Julius Caesar and a bunch of Romans wearing Viking armour and it'd have been more historically accurate than Apocalypto, lol.
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Tarrant
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See, why can’t we get THIS movie? That sounds pretty cool.
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Lanx
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youre basically saying memoirs of a geisha isn't accurate b/c they used chinese actresses b/c jap actresses were junk
Drinsic
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Are you saying they didn't have sacrifices or that they were sacrificing people incorrectly?
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