The Odyssey (2026)

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Apocalypto didn't depict them as Noble Savages and the Spanish as cartoon villains, so of course the liberal european dicksucker is going to criticize it. He's just parroting what I'm sure his sources have said about it.

The Spanish were portrayed as 15 seconds of people rowing boats on to a beach... followed by a poignant quote.

That was the point.


As for Grok AI movie, having messed with Grok video - it could do it if Musk takes off the guardrails. I think it was the upgrade to video 3? or so, the censors and keyword blocks did not work - not only would it do explicit sexual stuff, but violence and even detail work that now is unable to be done - once those guardrails got back on, the "quality" perhaps has increased, but the variability of content being able to be made has been narrowed down that it is ridiculously censored and strict that it would not allow much of any full movie to be made.

So, if Elon just gives himself / whomever is making this movie a Grok with 0 guardrails, it would be great and could be done. The way it can currently extend video allows you to choose a point within the clip to extend from, or just start from the end etc. it works well.
 

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looking at a $70-90m second weekend BO dom, or a 25-35% drop

This thing is going to make a shitload of money.

The movie has everything the right needs to claim it and make it its own if they can look last the surface. It's very unfortunate to see the negative reaction it's getting from most people on our side. This is why our side always loses.
 
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This thing is going to make a shitload of money.

The movie has everything the right needs to claim it and make it its own if they can look last the surface. It's very unfortunate to see the negative reaction it's getting from most people on our side. This is why our side always loses.
What "our side" do you think you are part of you larping faggot?
 
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What's wrong with Helen's scar? I can't keep track of everyone's fake outrage.

I feel bad for those who can't just go to a good movie without just seething from MAGGA* brainrot.

Make Ancient Greece Great Again

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fanaskin

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Where's your Greek pride?

we need to hire cultural sensitivity trainers for moana and dialect coaches to get everything "authentic" for a kids cartoon turned live action.

Also you have no pride, if you did you wouldn't be a cockguzzler like you are now.
 

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The acceptance of poop because there /maybe/ a nugget inside of non poop if you look at it squint in the sun…and advocating for it and more IS WHY “our side” is loosing rather than “our side” standing up, saying NO and not giving them money…but here we are
 
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Talos

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The acceptance of poop because there /maybe/ a nugget inside of non poop if you look at it squint in the sun…and advocating for it and more IS WHY “our side” is loosing rather than “our side” standing up, saying NO and not giving them money…but here we are
This type of purity is one way to go about it. It's easier to defend. But it's a huge missed opportunity.

"...be wise as serpents and harmless as doves."
 

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The Trojans, obviously.

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The acceptance of poop because there /maybe/ a nugget inside of non poop if you look at it squint in the sun…and advocating for it and more IS WHY “our side” is loosing rather than “our side” standing up, saying NO and not giving them money…but here we are
"Your side" can't complain non-stop about wOkE mOvIeS and not expect people to just start tuning it out.

It took about a decade but congrats... You're Anita now

 
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Nothing about Apocalypto was remotely historically accurate. Mayan civilization it pretends to show is off by hundreds of years, while also being mashed up with Aztec sacrifices which they didn't do, small-post stuff which didn't happen unti centuries latter, etc..

Nolan could've filmed the Odyssee with Troy being invaded by Julius Caesar and a bunch of Romans wearing Viking armour and it'd have been more historically accurate than Apocalypto, lol.

Historically, Mayans did human sacrifices. Especially during times of famine, etc which the movie portrayed. So, which parts weren’t accurate again?
 

zzeris

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This thing is going to make a shitload of money.

The movie has everything the right needs to claim it and make it its own if they can look last the surface. It's very unfortunate to see the negative reaction it's getting from most people on our side. This is why our side always loses.

You mean the side that doesn’t like Catholics actively importing millions of scum into America? That side? Yeah, we definitely need more of those kinds of believers opinions….