The Oh Shit it's almost xmas and I've run out of ideas for presents thread

Izo

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I am struggling with a unique gift idea this year. Every year I come up with something special, however, this year I have been stressed and a bit self absorbed with my surgery and wrapping everything up for my Business. Now I am sitting here in this power recliner with nothing but time on my hands. I am racking my brain for a cool idea and I coming up blank. So far we have the standard shit purchased, video games, books, some clothes, one of those giant FAO Schwartz Pianos from Big (thanks Costco) and a starter Guitar. My Boys are 8 (9 next month) and 10.5 I would love some suggestions if you guys are willing to share.

EDIT: Any thoughts or experience with these coding things? https://www.sphero.com/

Not exactly special, but seems cool and I am out of ideas.
Thought this could use its own thread - post some good gift ideas for your fellow FoH citizen.
 
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Lejina

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Bought Bluetooth headphones for my 10yo niece. Those that are two independent earbuds tend to be kind of shit unless you fork real cash, so she gets those that are tied together with a wire. Bonus is that's a bit harder to lose.

14yo nephews are getting flashy Fox dirt bike gloves.
 
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rope & chain puzzles
books
old tech (slide rule, abacus, pocket watch, cast iron cookware)
empty books for journaling or drawing
art supplies (paint, conte, charcoal, pencils, intuos, software)
Handmade leather clothing, bags, shoes.
yarns
eyeware
ocarina
art (paintings, prints, busts)
jewelry
 
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Haus

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Human traffic a Thai girl.

They gotta learn eventually.

And if you're one of those "Made in the USA" types the traditional hookers and blow. I think Burl Ives did a song about it.

Aside from that I would say look at the tech gadgetry they like and buy them something to take that to the "next level" for them. That's an easy score.
Are they really getting into music? If so and if you and your wife are masochists then obvious choice would be a drum set.
 

Borzak

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Santa blow, you rang? Walmart was selling these and pulled them when it was pointed out lol.

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rope & chain puzzles
books
old tech (slide rule, abacus, pocket watch, cast iron cookware)
empty books for journaling or drawing
art supplies (paint, conte, charcoal, pencils, intuos, software)
Handmade leather clothing, bags, shoes.
yarns
eyeware
ocarina
art (paintings, prints, busts)
jewelry
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Chukzombi

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these are all things i have given as gifts


candy
20 dollar scratch off lottery tickets
fancy coffee
fancy beer, wine or booze
a new vidya game
a piece of art
something they would find nostalgic, like an old toy.
a meat temp sensor
an air fryer
a 4 slice toaster
and old school waffle maker from the 60s
one of those Keurig K cup coffee makers
 
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mkopec

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We dont do gifts anymore for adults in my family, only the kids. My moms maybe gets a bottle of wine or some shit, and the wife gets the dick. other than that no gifts., Is a stupid custom.
 
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Haus

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My wife's family does an "Ugly Xmas ornament white elephant" each year instead of gifts and it's a blast. Our tree at home is almost entirely decorated with the ornaments we've gotten from it over the years.

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Grip6 belt
Wool socks- he still hunted with cotton gym socks in Minnesota as an adult.
Board game
Bag of Penzy spice spices
Ties- good ones for professionals that wear shit ones
Whiskey
 
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