The Orville

"Your stalker broke up with you?"

These two guys are the best.

I thought episode 1 was good, not GOOD but not ehhh either.

I kinda forgot where things ended off but the show itself reminded me enough that I didnt have to go back.

I am kinda like "but..." about the fact that they delivered an entire bad guy super ship , intact with keys in the ignition and....nothing? like "eh carry on"

...and game over. Show jumped the shark. My only guess is he's tired of working and is trying to get the show cancelled.

Ehh a little heavy handed with teh gay or whatever but overall was not bad...

They should have shown the shuttle STUFFED, like they could have gotten like 15 more people in there

Presumably it was a mass issue vs. a volume issue.

Cybsled said:

Presumably it was a mass issue vs. a volume issue.

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That makes it worse, if it was actually a mass issue they could just take all the kids then people by weight rather than an arbitrary number. Plus, the shuttle ceasing to work instead of moving more slowly when overloaded requires some serious handwaving.

Face it, it was just a half-assed attempt at justifying 'amg, moral dilemma!!' .

Hoss said:

My only disappointment was the supposed 'weird' porn was just a gonzo scene.

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At first I thought this, too. But then I overthought things a bit and realized it was probably the craziest thing Bortus could imagine and he even smiled. So it wasn't crazy to many of us, perhaps, but fit the character and that race for being taboo, perhaps. And the funniest part (maybe intentionally for the meta humor) was even my girlfriend was like 'that's it, that's the crazy fantasy' basically admitting out loud she doesn't think a fucking gang bang is all that taboo. I don't think McFarlane seriously couldn't come up with something crazier. Or, yeah, maybe he's intentionally writing the show badly so it get's cancelled like that Fucker said.

I nearly died when it turned out the porn had a virus in it. And then when the Moclans went all over Isaac as he tried to fix it. This is just too good. I doubt those few who can't even watch two monogender aliens make out will get this show cancelled.

But they are not mono gendered naturally... i dont know if it was bad writing and needing parts of the story to happen or if it was intentional.

"Moclans only birth a female 1 out of a 1000000000" or whatever, yet, Borus' mate was a girl, their kid was a girl and there was a secret girl exile, so it really is that they are artificially maintaining the male mono-sex as 3 known cases in 1-2 generations seems "more" than what was stated. Also they seemed to have the operation ready to go, rather than even a line "The operation is done so rarely that there is a delay" or something,

I'm gonna chalk this up to random large number inaccuracies similar to when they accidentally made the entire population of Trill only 1.8 million strong in DS9.

"Hi, I'm Dann."

LOL that guy

dvoraen said:

"Hi, I'm Dann."

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