The Pope in the US

Well god planned for the pope to have guards because god planned for people to attack the pope. Thank god for protecting the pope from himself. Don't forget to tithe.

It's really sort of a hassle to elect a new Pope.

It's not that the Pope is afraid to get murdersplatted, it's that the cardinals are afraid to sit in that little stinky room and have their 3 day "best 2 out of 3" baccarat tournament.

That was the anti-communist pope too. You'd think his assassin was a commie, but nope it was a muslim. As much as we could use another anti-communist pope, we prolly need an anti-derka pope MORE.

Someone drag that former hitler-youth one back out of mothballs just so he can call for another crusade.

So god is really just a dick dev who wants to make a profit off of us with the minimal customer service?

This pope is doper than dopamine. Bro, hollywood should do something nice for him like get him 3 or 4 Nickelodeon boys.