The Random Thought Thread

P8P_sl said:

i got photoshop cs6 earlier today; first time ever having any photoshop...,...,...i have no idea how to begin learning that shit...thankfully it didn't umm...cost me much...

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It usually has a guide with it that will some what help you limp along. Look in the folder within the mount if you went that route, or the DVD... whatever.

Did you ever realize that the brain named itself?

Mist_sl said:

This is not even remotely true.

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Why can't sleep be like rollover minutes?

Here are some alternative names for really hairy vaginas:

Snatch-squatch
Skunk Gape
Big Coot
Yeti-Kitty
Wookie Cookie

Was playing golf, and sprayed it to the right. Almost a fade you could be impressed about. Went looking for it, thought I saw it. Turned out to be a mushroom. Fucking nature.

Reese's peanut butter egg clearance sale

why in the fuck...would a golf course ever have the pin placed on a 35 to 45 degree hill?...it would make sense if it was a putt-putt course, because those are supposed to be stupid in that kind of way...unless they want to make that hole a par 8, this is the 2nd most retarded thing a golf course could do...the 1st? having TWO fucking greens like that...

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sometimes, i wonder if i've been stuck in an acid-like trip for a really long time and just can't remember when the trip actually started...

I feel like i didn't wipe thoroughly enough today

Needless_sl said:

I feel like i didn't wipe thoroughly enough today

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Swagdaddy_sl said:

best thing in life is when you take an enormous shit, go ahead and wipe assuming the worst and it comes back clean

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i'm pretty sure i have s stomach ulcer...

How I wanted to believe...this just popped in me brain this morning

Have you ever felt weird taking a massive shit while eating a Baby Ruth candy bar?





I have.

Echuta_sl said:

Have you ever felt weird taking a massive shit while eating a Baby Ruth candy bar?

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no...i eat all the time while i crap...it's all about the multitasking

holy shit!...have any of you ever tried the audio version of captchas?...freaky beyond all fuck!...like having ghost alien robots communicate to you via computer...will have nightmares...

GIS for ghost alien robot

Lately I have found myself talking to female colleagues breasts at work, think it is an age thing combined with the fact that my wife seems to have an headache more often than not, when we go to bed at the same time, which happen more seldom nowdays as I am up fapping to youjizz.com

P8P_sl said:

holy shit!...have any of you ever tried the audio version of captchas?...freaky beyond all fuck!...like having ghost alien robots communicate to you via computer...will have nightmares...

GIS for ghost alien robot

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they sound like numbers stations, it's creepy as fuck