The Tanoubliette: Pussy Hurt and Delusions or TTPHAD for short.

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hodj

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Quaid makes a strong case via analogy for why Tanoomba needs to face the headsman's axe.

Will amod listen to our pleas, or will our suffering go unabated?
 

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It'll go unabated, but honestly it needs to. There is a lot of virtue in knowing just where the bottom of society and intellectual dishonest rests. By keeping Tanoomba around we have an immediate measure and example to point people towards. I mean, if we want to grow the community you at least need someone new people can look at and think, "well at least I'm not THAT guy!" Plus as history has shown, kick him out and someone else will just take his place. I'll echo the other sentiments, Hodj, just stop engaging him. His stupidity stands alone without your response.
 

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So the lactose intolerant Tanoomba is torn: He knows his farts stink, but this fucking bar serves the best goddamned milk in town. He doesn't want to disgust people, he really doesn't. When he feels that inevitable buildup, he scurries on over to the corner of the furthest stall in the restroom to feel that sweet, sweet release. The difference in the bar atmosphere is immediately noticeable. The cloud is gone, and patrons go on to their business as usual. Sure, once in a while, Tanoomba will let out a squeaker and those in the immediate vicinity might curl up their noses for a moment, but they hardly feel it's worth complaining about when they're already putting up with the ever-present BO of their loudest and most obnoxious patron.

So things seem fine for a while. Strangely, however, a few of the patrons decide to take notice whenever the lactose intolerant Tanoomba makes on one his frequent "release" trips. They follow him into the restroom and bunch up around the furthest stall, then loudly complain about the stink. Worse, they leave the restroom and continue complaining to patrons who have no idea why they're spending so much time sniffing farts and insisting on communicating how stinky they are. It's almost as thought they were convinced their own farts didn't stink!
 

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I bet he thinks that diarrhea he just typed is the height of witticisms.
 

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You can resolve your conflicted self by leaving, you know.

The door is right over there.

Everyone's problem would be solved.
 

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It'll go unabated, but honestly it needs to. There is a lot of virtue in knowing just where the bottom of society and intellectual dishonest rests. By keeping Tanoomba around we have an immediate measure and example to point people towards. I mean, if we want to grow the community you at least need someone new people can look at and think, "well at least I'm not THAT guy!" Plus as history has shown, kick him out and someone else will just take his place. I'll echo the other sentiments, Hodj, just stop engaging him. His stupidity stands alone without your response.
No matter what I say or however I joke, I really do agree with this.

Tan occupies a necessary space. It's biological hodj, you know this.
 

Tanoomba

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See? We're symbiotic! You see me as the lowest of the low, I see you as self-deluding morons. I serve a purpose for you, you serve a purpose for me. Everybody wins!
 

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See? We're symbiotic! You see me as the lowest of the low, I see you as self-deluding morons. I serve a purpose for you, you serve a purpose for me. Everybody wins!
Its not symbiosis when you're a parasite and we're a healthy host.
 

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See? We're symbiotic! You see me as the lowest of the low, I see you as self-deluding morons. I serve a purpose for you, you serve a purpose for me. Everybody wins!
Which is more likely?

That everyone on this forum is a self-deluding moron? Or that you are the self-deluding moron?
 

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If I was a dick I'd point out the second post is a continuum fallacy but really, I was just citing a Marilyn Manson song to be silly in the first place.
 

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Tanoomba adds nothing to the forum at this point. There was a time that I thought he was useful. However, he has turned himself into a caricature at this point. He doesn't try to engage, it is just endless trolling and trying to drag everything to this topic. He brings even less than someone like Lumie, who is also similarly obsessed with idiocy.

While it is true that there will always be some poster that is utter shit, a_skeleton_03 is about at the bottom of what I can take in that regard. He at least every once in awhile takes on a position I didn't expect and even sometimes manages to be funny. Tanoomba at this point, never.
 

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However, he has turned himself into a caricature at this point. He doesn't try to engage, it is just endless trolling and trying to drag everything to this topic.
Exactly.

He is so butthurt at becoming this forum's punching bag as a result of his own choices that he has given up on ever trying to rehabilitate himself, and has sunk to the absolute lowest depths of irrational behavior.

That is why he doesn't belong here anymore.

He needs more help than we can give him.
 

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I think everyone agrees he's nothing but a troll, but why ban one troll when we don't ban others? We let IRB, Araysar (until he welched on an avatar bet), and Lumie troll the shit out of everyone relentlessly. And mostly, people just laugh at them. Why ban Tanoomba? Laugh at him. He's fucking stupid.

On the other hand, if you'll ban those other assholes, I'm fine with banning Tanoomba also, he adds nothing to the forum.
 

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I'm okay with banning IRB.

Lumie too tbh, but everyone likes having him around. He does contribute actual, real substantive laughs, sometimes, so I guess I can see their points.
 
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