No matter how many times the mods confirm that my suspected alts are not, in fact, my alts, morons keep insisting on believing that shit.
I hate even addressing this. Why the fuck do I have to defend myself because some random people I haze zero control over arbitrarily remind you of me in some way? Are you so desperate to get SOMETHING to hold against me that you need to create a fantasy world where I use alts, despite there not being a single shred of evidence to support that theory? None of you are as clever as you think you are, sorry.
Oh, but that's just Tanoomba denying again, right? Despite the fact that I've never lied about anything here and have zero reason to. I'm not joking when I say I prefer posting here than in the "mainstream" threads. I get all of the benefits of being able to speak my mind (including a willing and voluntary audience) with none of the backlash of whiny fucks who can't stop bitching about anything I have to say.
And yes, my offer to voluntarily put myself into Dr. Mario's rehab program was a symbolic gesture. See, it doesn't matter if I self-censor myself to this thread or to a "rehab" thread. I still get to speak my mind and people will still apparently go out of their way to hear what I have to say. And that's not my ego talking; When this thread was created I was convinced I would be the only person posting here and that nobody would ever bother checking it. Turns out you can take Tanoomba out of the mainstream, but you can't keep the mainstream away from Tanoomba.
Frankly, it wouldn't surprise me one bit if this whole "He's using alts!" bullshit is simply people being butthurt because I'm actually enjoying myself here, even under terms set by those who would have me silenced. I didn't become the victim people wanted to see, so now it's time to change the plan and attack me for something I have literally no control over (the actions of posters I don't even know). I'll admit, it is a somewhat clever plan. See, you can keep insisting I'm using alts, then claim that justifies actually banning me. And when you do ban me, you won't have to feel guilty about punishing someone for a crime they didn't commit and that there was no proof for because you've already convinced yourselves I was lying all along, right? Guilt-free censorship! Of somebody who you ALREADY had to go out of your way to even hear a peep out of. As a bonus, you get to censor other people you don't like too, but no guilt there because you've convinced yourself they're all me! Protect your bubble, gentlemen! Never let anything compromise your pre-existing ideas, not even the truth!