The Witcher

Gavinmad

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I get that Chalotra isn't as hot as the idealized pixels from Witcher 3, but the idea that she's ugly or a butterface is just absolutely fucking retarded.
 
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ZyyzYzzy

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No, bunch of faggots that can't discern actual beauty.

Here's a short list of actresses that, visually, would have made for a better Yennefer than the wide-jawed, cleft chinned thing that we got:

Kate Beckinsale (goes without saying)
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Minka Kelly
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Ashlynn Yennie
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Jenn Proske
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Wtf is this? I can't tell how sharp their knees are in those pictures.

Also, finished the show last night. I liked it, but the lady who played Frangila is so ugly and awkward looking. Any scene with her was ruined.
 
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BoozeCube

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I get that Chalotra isn't as hot as the idealized pixels from Witcher 3, but the idea that she's ugly or a butterface is just absolutely fucking retarded.

Yeah how could anyone think this women looks homely and dumpy. Hyperbole aside you are correct in that she isn't ugly, but when they try and pass her off as the ultimate pillar of desire meanwhile she is outclassed throughout the series but hotter women.

iu
 
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Gavinmad

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Yeah how could anyone think this women looks homely and dumpy. Hyperbole aside you are correct in that she isn't ugly, but when they try and pass her off as the ultimate pillar of desire meanwhile she is outclassed throughout the series but hotter women.

iu

Who outclasses her in THIS series lol? Triss Meribrown? Fringilla Negro? The Sabrina chick with a DD rack and a DDD nose?
 
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Jozu

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Fringorilla.

A++ to whoever made that up, and it should be a thread rule that you must reference her as such.
 
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Cybsled

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Ashlynn Yennie was in that one-off Showtime show about BDSM, so she would get my vote lol
 

Nidhogg

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Finished it. Enjoyed it. Needed more bard and witchery monster slaying.
 
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Bubbles

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Minka Kelly is one of the worst actresses in the business.

that bitch doesn't need to act. All she has to do, is to get her tits out and look at the camera, biting her lip and looking all seductive and shit. You know, the usual stuff she does when auditioning for a role in hotel room with some dude claiming to be a producer

Anyway, watched the 1st ep, it was ok
 

Ambiturner

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Yeah how could anyone think this women looks homely and dumpy. Hyperbole aside you are correct in that she isn't ugly, but when they try and pass her off as the ultimate pillar of desire meanwhile she is outclassed throughout the series but hotter women.

iu

What? If we're just going by the Witcher universe, she probably is the hottest
 

Bubbles

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Yeah how could anyone think this women looks homely and dumpy. Hyperbole aside you are correct in that she isn't ugly, but when they try and pass her off as the ultimate pillar of desire meanwhile she is outclassed throughout the series but hotter women.

iu

she looks like a descendant of Charles II of Spain

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TJT

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Just started this. It's... not awful I guess. It has its moments.

I really liked this song though.

 
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Quineloe

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I expect everyone to claim they find Anya Charotla to be as attractive to play through the game again with this Cavill + Charolta mod

 
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Gavinmad

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I expect everyone to claim they find Anya Charotla to be as attractive to play through the game again with this Cavill + Charolta mod


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Did you make up that garbled nonsense just for an excuse to post a link to that trash tier mod?
 
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Khane

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Girlfriend wanted to watch this so now we're on episode 8. It's not as bad as I originally thought it would be but it feels entirely nonsensical because of all the damn time shifts. I think having played through Witcher 3 actually makes this worse than if I had gone into it blind.

The show is fairly boring to this point because the pacing is very slow. Way too much character building and exposition, even Geralt's scenes are kinda boring.
 
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Xevy

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Never played the games. Never read the books.

Good show. Black people were fine. The tall Dwarf bothered me more than black people being in a fucking show in 2019.

Also Tissaia has the hottest bitchface. Like a Great Value Natalie Dormer without wonky boobs. Yes please.

8.5/10.
 
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