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Kuro said:

But I've been on the internet since the 90s, at this point I receive near-sexual gratification from being pissed off.

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Let me regale you with a tale of tragedy and farce involving an internet tough guy (tm).

The man's name is Tonka Saw. Tonka Saw ran a Youtube show called The Morning Kumite. The Morning Kumite became popular late in 2017 and early 2018 as a source for "Internet Blood Sports" aka youtube spergfests where people who had beef from youtube could come argue it out for the entertainment of all.

Alongside Tonka Saw was a man named Andy "Race" Warski. Andy Warski, a long time youtube personality whose rose to fame during the Gamergate Cycle, had a youtube show with JP Gariepy, an alt right French man with a predilection for fucking mildly retarded women. Andy and JP had a breakdown in relations during one of their shows, and Andy left to join Tonka on the Morning Kumite.

But all was not well in the land of Kumite, for Tonka Saw (hereafter referred to as Donga Rollingwheel of the Disbled Tribe) had a falling out as well. Andy left the show and went on to start his own show, which has become relatively popular alongside other alt-right youtube personalities such as Ethan Ralph of the Ralph Retort (banned from Youtube now can be found on Stream.me) and Jim "Mr Metokur/Internet Aristocrat", while the Morning Kumite slowly began to lose popularity.

This all came to a head initially in a 6 hour spergfest on Mr Metokur's channel called the Internet Blood Sports Apocalypse Stream


But alas, this literally unwatchable 6 hour screaming match was not the end of the shitshow that is The Morning Kumite and Donga Rollingwheel.

In October of last year, Donga Rollingwheel of the DIsabled Tribe decided to engage in a campaign of "Gay Ops" versus Andy in conjunction with Kraut and Tea, who was driven off Youtube in shame for being a giant doxxing wanker who harassed some alt right female youtuber off the internet. Donga Rollingwheel and Kraut plotted and, utilizing top secret photoshop technologies, created a false narrative including faked screencaps and chat logs, that implicated Andy "Race" Warski in an underaged grooming scandal.

Now, Donga Rollingwheel of the Disabled Tribe has a long habit of being an "internet tough guy" (Internet Tough Guy - Encyclopedia Dramatica) and would often challenge people whom he argued with on the internet to real life combat. Donga had sold a long story of himself as a former amateur MMA fighter savant, but because calling people out on the internet for real life fights is the height of megafaggotry, no one would call him on this.

However, Andy, angered by the "Gay Ops" of the Disabled Tribe in attempting to label him a pederast and pervert, accepted Donga Rollingwheel's challenge to an in real life fight. To that end, Andy spent the past 3 months training, and the community came together and a venue was located in Knoxville Tennessee for a real life MMA cage match between Andy "Race" Warski and Donga Rollingwheel of the Disabled Tribe for January 19th of this year. Contracts were signed and all of the alt-right youtube shitposting community's eyes were on both combatants and breaths were baited awaiting the final outcome of this Battle of the (new) Century.

However, in the run up to the match, which was officially sanctioned, certain qualifications had to be met by both participants in order to compete in Tennessee. Among these rules was that current bloodwork with name and other information matching the signatures on the contracts. This bloodwork was due I believe exactly 7 days before the match, but when that time came, Donga Rollingwheel asked for a two day extension in order to provide his bloodwork. Andy provided his bloodwork properly on time (by the second, extension deadline).

But here's where things got interesting. Because Donga Rollingwheel's bloodwork came in with a DIFFERENT NAME from the name he signed on the contract. This failure to provide the proper bloodwork by the extended deadline led to the cancellation of the match, to the chagrin and also amusement of many, and the dismay of some. Donga, however, had a story. That story was that he had received some threatening prank phone calls, that had driven him to undergo a legal name change....which he was attempting to accomplish in the week running up to the match. This, of course, made little sense. It is well believed now that Donga was full of shit, and research into legal records in his home state and county in Alabama reveal no name change request for Donga under his real name!

The day came for the match, and Andy still showed up to claim victory, leading us to this video


Now, these events have left Donga Rollingwheel of the Disabled Tribe to flee the internet in shame. As of now, his Youtube Channel has been wiped clean of videos (Tonka Saw), and he has gone radio silent in the face of the overwhelming evidence that Donga is bitchmade and low-T. This has spawned an enormous amount of hilarious content on Youtube, the least of which is the following:



And the coup de grace, when Donga went on the Rekeita Law channel just after the fight was canceled in order to give his "side" of the story, we got the best new reaction image of the new year when Rekeita Law let Andy come into the discussion and then reveled in the glorious shitshow that followed





And there it is, folks. Your Youtube Drama update!