Tips on being a cheap piece of shit

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Lanx

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What is your preferred rice car?
i mean cars are just transport to me, so as long as it's not a clunker and ac works it's good, now tho after having awd for almost 10 years, i view that as the most essential so my preferred would be a subie, even after the cvt died (but it was covered under warranty and fixed for 0.00$ so i really can't complain).

but i've also been looking at the faggy prius w/ awd now too.
 

Chukzombi

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There's no such thing as "nice" roast beef
over here we have "italian roast beef", basically regular roast beef with garlic and oregano added. thing about roast beef is it only has a few days window of eating it before it starts tasting funny. make sure your roast beef is fresh and dont let it sit in the fridge for almost a week before finishing it.
 
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over here we have "italian roast beef", basically regular roast beef with garlic and oregano added. thing about roast beef is it only has a few days window of eating it before it starts tasting funny. make sure your roast beef is fresh and dont let it sit in the fridge for almost a week before finishing it.

it lasts one day.
 

Xarpolis

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Another cheap piece of shit suggestion. If you want to go to college for "free", get any random bullshit job at Walmart or Sam's Club. They're allowing day 1 hires to attend a number of online colleges for $1 per work day with all expenses (enrollment, taxes & book fees) completely covered by the $1 per work day fee. It's pretty much free at that point. Especially if you're part time and only work 2-3 days per week.

They do a few limitations to career selections, but here's the giant list of all that's currently offered.

Pretty good opportunity, IMO.
A few of my co-workers left to join the healthcare world after graduating from their online schooling.
 
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