Transformers 4: Baylicious

TrollfaceDeux · Mar 5, 2014

shiat lafag better off dead.

Gavinmad · Mar 5, 2014

It's possible they just don't want him anymore. The dude has gone way the fuck off the deep end.

Spark · Mar 5, 2014

Malakriss_sl said:
On the one hand, Mark Wahlberg is a huge improvement.

As long as they don't have him running at a full sprint screaming "OPTIMUS!!!!!" I'll be happy.

Arakkis · Mar 6, 2014

eVasiege_sl said:
This actually looks pretty good.

lol yeah I'm sure it will be amazing. Every minute one of you is born.

Eorkern · Mar 6, 2014

spronk_sl said:
did shia ladouche's character die in the last movie or something

I didn't saw the movies so scriptly speaking I can't say, but hollywoodly speaking he's pretty much dead...

Qhue · Mar 6, 2014

Well people have been wanting more actual Transformers action for awhile and less silly crap... so this looks like an improvement. I'm of mixed feelings about Unicron though simply because the original movie was so breathtakingly epic and I very much doubt anything Michael Bay can do would be able to properly capture the spirit of Unicron.

Breakdown · Mar 6, 2014

I feel the same way, but when I read something as silly as "Spirit of Unicron" I realize how big a loser I am.

Its a ball that eats planets.

Regime · Mar 6, 2014

Gunnar_sl said:
I feel the same way, but when I read something as silly as "Spirit of Unicron" I realize how big a loser I am.

Its a ball that eats planets.

A ball that eats planets is just a ball that eats planets but when it's voiced by Orsen Welles......

Lanx · Mar 6, 2014

Orson Welles last movie
Shortly before he died, he told his biographer, Barbara Leaming, that he had spent the day "playing a toy" in a movie about toys who "do horrible things to each other." "I play a planet. I menace somebody called Something-or-other. Then I'm destroyed."Welles' voice was apparently so weak by the time he made his recording that technicians needed to run it through a synthesizer to salvage it.

vs.

Spock (leonard nimoy is galvatron)

bixxby · Mar 7, 2014

Kreugen · Mar 7, 2014

Toy Story was a better Transformers movie than this series.

Grimmlokk · Mar 8, 2014

Qhue_sl said:
the original movie was so breathtakingly epic

Transformers was a decent popcorn flick. "Breathtakingly epic" ? Maybe dial it down a bit.

Arakkis · Mar 8, 2014

"Decent popcorn flick" and "turn my brain off" should word filter to "I'm a gigantic faggot."

Phoenix Prime_sl · Mar 8, 2014

Ive watched a few fan edits of Transformers movies where they took out alot of the comedy and human scenes and they are much better. Im kinda looking forward to this one. Less teenage drama/love triangle the better. Ill take Mark Wahlberg over Shia anyday.

Telestin · Mar 8, 2014

BoldW_sl said:
Is Wahlberg's Daughter's only line in the movie "Daaadd!!!"?

The real question is . . did she have to bang Michael Bay for the part?

Pollo · Mar 8, 2014

Fuck, I have real low expectations for this. The trailer had way too much Marky Mark for my taste.

Muligan · Mar 8, 2014

Nailed it

j00t · Mar 9, 2014

off topic... how did that dunce get the tonight show?

on topic... I hate Mark Wahlberg...

ohkcrlho · Mar 9, 2014

Arakkis_sl said:
"Decent popcorn flick" and "turn my brain off" should word filter to "I'm a gigantic faggot."

this

spronk · May 17, 2014

hmm

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