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Warrian

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Etoille, show us the pic. The cards need to be on the table and not in Keg"s back pocket.
 

Warrian

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Trexmussen said:
I"ve heard of anal bleaching, I just thought it was for gay men and pornstars. I"m sure everything works out fine for them in the end, but I"m not about to pour chemicals in a part of my body that is separated from my bloodstream by nothing more than some stratified squamous keritinized epithelium, namean?

Anyways, Salty says it"s green and that he wouldn"t fuck it if I begged him (tres homosexual). /shrug
Sup girl? I bet that butthole is pink with a slight brown/purple tint. I would suck on it until a hemoroid popped out and being the gentleman that I am, I would push it back in with my tongue. Just thinking about it makes my jeans tight. Call me.
 

Camerous

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Some days I feel like I have fallen into a parallel universe when I come here and read some of these threads... *shakes head*
 

Daidraco

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Warrian said:
Sup girl? I bet that butthole is pink with a slight brown/purple tint. I would suck on it until a hemoroid popped out and being the gentleman that I am, I would push it back in with my tongue. Just thinking about it makes my jeans tight. Call me.
For fucks sake, so nasty.
 
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Warrian said:
Sup girl? I bet that butthole is pink with a slight brown/purple tint. I would suck on it until a hemoroid popped out and being the gentleman that I am, I would push it back in with my tongue. Just thinking about it makes my jeans tight. Call me.
I read this in Georges Zimmer"s voice. Thanks!
 

Merrith

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Warrian said:
Sup girl? I bet that butthole is pink with a slight brown/purple tint. I would suck on it until a hemoroid popped out and being the gentleman that I am, I would push it back in with my tongue. Just thinking about it makes my jeans tight. Call me.
The good old days are back.
 

Laven_foh

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Warrian said:
Sup girl? I bet that butthole is pink with a slight brown/purple tint. I would suck on it until a hemoroid popped out and being the gentleman that I am, I would push it back in with my tongue. Just thinking about it makes my jeans tight. Call me.
LOL!
 

Kirun

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Lyrical said:
Now that Keg has said Etoille is built like a brickhouse, I want to see them.
I find it extremely hard to believe that Etoille isn"t either hideously ugly or the size of a house. If she"s a solid 7.5 with tits the size of Jupiter, there"s no way she"d be "shy-guy" about posting her pics.
 

Sutekh

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I"ll post a picture of me if you"ll post a picture of yourself after Etoille!
 

001001102

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Kirun said:
I find it extremely hard to believe that Etoille isn"t either hideously ugly or the size of a house. If she"s a solid 7.5 with tits the size of Jupiter, there"s no way she"d be "shy-guy" about posting her pics.
This is a college years comparison, so Trex now vs Etoille 12ish years and 186473 crullers ago.
 

Kirun

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001001102 said:
This is a college years comparison, so Trex now vs Etoille 12ish years and 186473 crullers ago.
That"s what I get for not reading the thread title.
 

krovVy_foh

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Ser Kegkilla said:
ASS:
Etoille: big girl ass approaching badonkadonk status. def has some junk in the trunk, i think a bit more than most of us would like. 5/10
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