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Picasso3

<Rickshaw Potatoes>
Jul 30, 2016
10,746
5h 56m
4,887
#1
This thread is for tuco. He brings up a topic and frames it how he wants and if some detractors come along then fuck them.
 

Ossoi

Vyemm Raider
Jul 30, 2016
4,177
2h 42m
1,692
#9
Tuco

My thread got shawed, I'm wondering why I logged on at all
I used to be an administrator but now I can't mod at all
And even if I could I'd still be gay, but webarchive foh all
It reminds me that I was a mod, I was a mod

Dear suineg suineg , I messaged you but you still ain't calling
I left my email, my AOL and my ICQ at your inbox
I sent two private messages back in autumn
You must not've got em
There probably was a problem at the old site or somethin
Sometimes I got drunk with the power when I mod them
But anways, fuck it, how's the site man?
How's your server?
I used to have admin rights too, my identity was built on bein a moderator
This forum was my baby, I'm nothing unless I'm an administrator
I know you probably read this every day
But I'm your biggest donor
I tried to ban Ossoi over his Pokemon Go scam
I've made a mental list of users I want banned
Just tell me what I have to do to see them go
Anyways, I hope you get this man, hit me back
Just to be a mod again, truly yours, the biggest cuck, this is Tuco

My thread got shawed, I'm wondering why I logged on at all
I used to be an administrator but now I can't mod at all
And even if I could I'd still be gay, but webarchive foh all
It reminds me that I was a mod, I was a mod

Dear suineg suineg you still ain't restored my admin rights
I hope you have a chance
I ain't mad, I just think it's killin the site my user class is lite
If you didn't want me to have power outside the shaw
You could've told me but instead I begged for more,
I was an admin on FOH for years then on rerolled
You're still shitty man, just because the site got sold?
Yeah so I assisted Draegan, he tried to bank more than I did
I ain't that mad though, I wish I could go back and undo it
Remember when I helped him sign the site away?
You said I'd always be above an ordinary user
Instead, I'm just a cuckold loser
See, I'm just like you in a way, I never knew I needed the privilege neither
I love banning fools, shawing punks, I never need a breather
I still read what the peons are saying in the askamod thread
So when I have a shitty day, I pretend I'm a mod so I can help em
Cause I don't really got anywhere else to administrate
So that thread helps better than when I masturbate
I even got a tattoo of FOH across my chest
Sometimes I even delete the bookmark to see how long I last
It's like adrenaline, the fear is such a sudden rush for me
See this board is really real
And in my head I mod it because it needs it
My family is jealous cause I'm online 24/7
But I don't know them like I know this whole community,
They don't know what it's like for me now that my admin arsenal is empty
You gotta message me back you know
I'll be the only mod you'll ever need, sincerely yours, Tuco Tuco
P.S we can be cucks together too

My thread got shawed, I'm wondering why I logged on at all
I used to be an administrator but now I can't mod at all
And even if I could I'd still be gay, but webarchive foh all
It reminds me that I was a mod, I was a mod

Dear Mr Fires of Heaven,
This will be the last message, I already wrote seven
It's been six hours, and still no rights restored - you know I need it
I know you got my last two verses
Being online without mod power is like living a life of curses
So this is my message I'm sending you, I hope you read it,
I'm in my POS truck, bits of wood fallin off on the freeway
Hey suineg suineg I drank some whiskey, you dare me to donate?
You know that song by TLC
"Waterfalls" about the guy with AIDS who goes and looks in the mirror
But doesn't recognise his own face
That's kinda how this is
I don't know who I am now I'm drowning
Now it's too late, there's a thousand threads gone unmodded
All I wanted was to oversee it all
I hope you know I deleted every URL
I loved you FOH, we could've been together, moderated!
You ruined it now, I hope you crash
And you think about me Tuco Tuco doing something rash
And you dream about me
I hope you can't sleep and you beg them to bring me back
See Rerolled, shut up you cuck I'm trying to talk
Hey suineg suineg , that's my desktop stuffed in a black sack
yeah that's right I'ma bout to format the hard drive
Without admin rights I can't stay alive
Oh shit I forgot, how am I supposed to send this shit out

My thread got shawed, I'm wondering why I logged on at all
I used to be an administrator but now I can't mod at all
And even if I could I'd still be gay, but webarchive foh all
It reminds me that I was a mod, I was a mod

Hey Tuco Tuco , I meant to reply sooner but the forum keeps me busy
You said your drive was formatted, how full up is she
Look, I really flattered you want your admin rights back
And here's a new site logo for your next tat
I'm sorry we've got a full mod team, nobody voted for you
Don't think that was intentional just to diss you
The truth is not a single user would miss you
Come on, it's not fucked up cause it's true
Just stop and let's not make this an issue
I think Tuco Tuco you should get some professional advice
Because every mod should only get elected twice
See what it's like to be a regular user
But all this shit makes you seem a loser
What's this shit about dreaming about the site
Perhaps you should log off after midnight
I really think you should spend more time with your family
And less time worrying about a forum catastrophe
I hope this letter reaches you in time
Truth is the new site is doing just fine
I can tell your heart rate is gettin elevated
and it's nice to see you've donated
But Tuco Tuco why do you need the power so badly?
Surely you know it will only end sadly
Try to understand that we need your contribution
But the users voted for a new way of admin distribution
I just don't want you to do anything crazy
Or let the site take over your life until your wife calls you lazy
Some guy posted about this ridiculous shit
Makes me sick thinking of it
Some dude jumped off a bridge with his desktop
They found his truck nearby cause it came to a stop
He had his laptop in a bag
and his iPhone too
the suicide note didn't mean crap
Come to think about it, his name was....it was you Tuco Tuco
 

suineg

<Charitable Administrator>
Jul 22, 2016
25,832
2d 21h 13m
17,829
#14
Ossoi Ossoi you didn't need to PM me the music video, I know what song you are editing.
 

Tuco

Janitor of the Realm
Jul 30, 2016
31,237
1d 18h 15m
32,436
#15
Tuco

My thread got shawed, I'm wondering why I logged on at all
I used to be an administrator but now I can't mod at all
And even if I could I'd still be gay, but webarchive foh all
It reminds me that I was a mod, I was a mod

Dear suineg suineg , I messaged you but you still ain't calling
I left my email, my AOL and my ICQ at your inbox
I sent two private messages back in autumn
You must not've got em
There probably was a problem at the old site or somethin
Sometimes I got drunk with the power when I mod them
But anways, fuck it, how's the site man?
How's your server?
I used to have admin rights too, my identity was built on bein a moderator
This forum was my baby, I'm nothing unless I'm an administrator
I know you probably read this every day
But I'm your biggest donor
I tried to ban Ossoi over his Pokemon Go scam
I've made a mental list of users I want banned
Just tell me what I have to do to see them go
Anyways, I hope you get this man, hit me back
Just to be a mod again, truly yours, the biggest cuck, this is Tuco

My thread got shawed, I'm wondering why I logged on at all
I used to be an administrator but now I can't mod at all
And even if I could I'd still be gay, but webarchive foh all
It reminds me that I was a mod, I was a mod

Dear suineg suineg you still ain't restored my admin rights
I hope you have a chance
I ain't mad, I just think it's killin the site my user class is lite
If you didn't want me to have power outside the shaw
You could've told me but instead I begged for more,
I was an admin on FOH for years then on rerolled
You're still shitty man, just because the site got sold?
Yeah so I assisted Draegan, he tried to bank more than I did
I ain't that mad though, I wish I could go back and undo it
Remember when I helped him sign the site away?
You said I'd always be above an ordinary user
Instead, I'm just a cuckold loser
See, I'm just like you in a way, I never knew I needed the privilege neither
I love banning fools, shawing punks, I never need a breather
I still read what the peons are saying in the askamod thread
So when I have a shitty day, I pretend I'm a mod so I can help em
Cause I don't really got anywhere else to administrate
So that thread helps better than when I masturbate
I even got a tattoo of FOH across my chest
Sometimes I even delete the bookmark to see how long I last
It's like adrenaline, the fear is such a sudden rush for me
See this board is really real
And in my head I mod it because it needs it
My family is jealous cause I'm online 24/7
But I don't know them like I know this whole community,
They don't know what it's like for me now that my admin arsenal is empty
You gotta message me back you know
I'll be the only mod you'll ever need, sincerely yours, Tuco Tuco
P.S we can be cucks together too

My thread got shawed, I'm wondering why I logged on at all
I used to be an administrator but now I can't mod at all
And even if I could I'd still be gay, but webarchive foh all
It reminds me that I was a mod, I was a mod

Dear Mr Fires of Heaven,
This will be the last message, I already wrote seven
It's been six hours, and still no rights restored - you know I need it
I know you got my last two verses
Being online without mod power is like living a life of curses
So this is my message I'm sending you, I hope you read it,
I'm in my POS truck, bits of wood fallin off on the freeway
Hey suineg suineg I drank some whiskey, you dare me to donate?
You know that song by TLC
"Waterfalls" about the guy with AIDS who goes and looks in the mirror
But doesn't recognise his own face
That's kinda how this is
I don't know who I am now I'm drowning
Now it's too late, there's a thousand threads gone unmodded
All I wanted was to oversee it all
I hope you know I deleted every URL
I loved you FOH, we could've been together, moderated!
You ruined it now, I hope you crash
And you think about me Tuco Tuco doing something rash
And you dream about me
I hope you can't sleep and you beg them to bring me back
See Rerolled, shut up you cuck I'm trying to talk
Hey suineg suineg , that's my desktop stuffed in a black sack
yeah that's right I'ma bout to format the hard drive
Without admin rights I can't stay alive
Oh shit I forgot, how am I supposed to send this shit out

My thread got shawed, I'm wondering why I logged on at all
I used to be an administrator but now I can't mod at all
And even if I could I'd still be gay, but webarchive foh all
It reminds me that I was a mod, I was a mod

Hey Tuco Tuco , I meant to reply sooner but the forum keeps me busy
You said your drive was formatted, how full up is she
Look, I really flattered you want your admin rights back
And here's a new site logo for your next tat
I'm sorry we've got a full mod team, nobody voted for you
Don't think that was intentional just to diss you
The truth is not a single user would miss you
Come on, it's not fucked up cause it's true
Just stop and let's not make this an issue
I think Tuco Tuco you should get some professional advice
Because every mod should only get elected twice
See what it's like to be a regular user
But all this shit makes you seem a loser
What's this shit about dreaming about the site
Perhaps you should log off after midnight
I really think you should spend more time with your family
And less time worrying about a forum catastrophe
I hope this letter reaches you in time
Truth is the new site is doing just fine
I can tell your heart rate is gettin elevated
and it's nice to see you've donated
But Tuco Tuco why do you need the power so badly?
Surely you know it will only end sadly
Try to understand that we need your contribution
But the users voted for a new way of admin distribution
I just don't want you to do anything crazy
Or let the site take over your life until your wife calls you lazy
Some guy posted about this ridiculous shit
Makes me sick thinking of it
Some dude jumped off a bridge with his desktop
They found his truck nearby cause it came to a stop
He had his laptop in a bag
and his iPhone too
the suicide note didn't mean crap
Come to think about it, his name was....it was you Tuco Tuco
 

Picasso3

<Rickshaw Potatoes>
Jul 30, 2016
10,746
5h 56m
4,887
#16
Did ossoi do a find and replace on lyrics or is he actually crazy?
 

DickTrickle

Analrapist
<Donors Crew>
Jul 30, 2016
4,584
1d 19h 44m
3,029
#18
Also, it's mirroring Eminem's Stan but it's more than just a find and replace.
 

Zapatta

The Bruce Lee of Re-Re
<Donors Crew>
Jul 31, 2016
12,479
3d 16h 8m
50,110
#20
Then you'll be pleased to know you also need this in your life

A while back I walked into a Chick's bathroom and she had one of these, she was single and I thought WTF? She does have a kid? I asked what was up with the toilet stool and she broke out the Amway multi-level marketing sales pitch bordering on religious conversion. I knew I had my skeptical face on and that just made her turn up the volume. I thought I was going to get a full live demo if I didn't promise to get one for myself.

I love a good shit but I dont feel the need to buy equipment to get the job done.

Ladies and Gents if you own one, toss it in the bath when you have guests over. Pretend its a Japanese shower stool, that will not creep people the fuck out