Vicodin, Cigarettes, and My Fake Tits - from the diary of the Megan Fox of Ohio
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Araxen
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If they are too lazy to post fives times. Fuck them. I'm sick of the crying about five posts. It's FIVE posts it's not that hard to do. Fuckin' Obama.
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Famm
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Well, I meant this thread and topic, not the board itself. Unless Lumie has uncovered some alien conspiracy aspect to the Ravven Chronicles that I am unaware of.Lumie
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So from what I get, the TL;DR goes like this:
Vagina duped penises into giving vagina money.
Money ran out, vagina moved on from penises.
Penises out vagina as being a typical vagina?
Vagina duped penises into giving vagina money.
Money ran out, vagina moved on from penises.
Penises out vagina as being a typical vagina?
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It wasn't a guy. She had a friend who she was teaching dog fostering. Rav knew her for months she said, and after she got comfortable, she fully supplied her with a bunch of dog food, medicine and crates. Rav had a picture of the woman laying on top of a large pallet of dog supplies. Anyway, Rav later says that after the woman had the supplies, she quickly turned psycho and started telling Rav she didn't want to talk to her, and didn't want to be around her. Everyone asked why someone would all the sudden cut all ties, Rav said she just went crazy (Now maybe there was something else there?). If I remember right, there was some money at issue, something 1k or 2k stolen out of an account. I believe Rav said something like the woman had access to her donation account and used all the funds.
I remember a few people donated to help her out, but that's it. I'm pretty sure it was legit, at least the dog rescues, but I didn't dig further--I don't donate to causes I can't see for this reason. Everyone always did wonder what the bigger story was behind Rav and her friend falling out, but no one really pressed her on it.
Ravven played a bunch of dudes here. Those most compromised sent her thousands of dollars and prescription pills. Others sent Xbox's. Still others donated small sums of money to her various donation drives. The legitimacy of those donation drives is now in question.
One dude got tit pics for his trouble.
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Pretty sure it was trans-Madam12, bride of Jeffelys
It wouldn't be right to ban people on the forum for what is done outside of the forum. I will say right now though that it's come up a few times already and I will banhammer anyone that gives me half a reason to do so. A few discussions have already taken place and I feel confident that nothing more needs to be said at this point and this has now been resolved. May God pity the dumbfuck that fucks up on this though.
If you're serious that can be arranged. Sure you want a perma-ban though?
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I will lay the banhammer! I am a Janitor on Rerolled. I drive a Dodge Stratus. People fear me.
I thought it was you and the 97 other Janitors jobs to clean shit like double posts? Not pontificate on shit you and three other people talk about in IRC. Like the old saying goes.... Keep it in tells, douche.
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The Timeline thus far.
1999-200?: Rav joins FoH. Begins fucking the guild leader. Is accused daily of being an e-whore, and sleeping to the top for loot. Accusations don't carry much weight, other EQ heavies later come in and say Rav was good, and the person saying this (Tyen) was an awful cock sucker who was worthless and only there because he amused people with his monkey like antics.
2010 (Ish?): Rav starts posting about he rescue outfit. Says some lady robbed her of a bunch of supplies. Donations are made. This seemed legit, she for sure had a rescue operation..But now people are wondering if the phantom lady was actually Rav embezzling funds. Not enough information to make a firm entry here.
2010Ish: Rav Breaks up with Furor. Much drama, centered around the typical young, good looking woman storyline of Rav sacrificing her "youth" to serve Furor, but then when Furor is established and rich, him kicking her to the curb and getting someone else. Multiple Phone conversations with Suin and Kir during this time going over the drama, it's not really juicy, typical ex-girlfriend stuff. This is where Suin and Rav start.
Suin helps Rav with a few script pain killers and while he won't admit it, most believe he was "compensated" somehow...How exactly? Your guess, he's not honest like Blaz, so we'll never know (But the phone records he has in this thread look doctored as shit..."Oh, you want me to visit you after blizzcon? Can't, going home to my wife wife, I don't ever stay out too late and party. I'm a model married man! So no time to see you!"---Yeah, Suin. I didn't believe that shit for a minute.)
During this time Rav is also talking to Camerous. Camerous pays her rent, buys her a dress, gets her kid Christmas presents. Spends upwards of 3k+ dollars on Rav. Also sends her percocets. When he is unable to pay, Rav stops talking to him. Cam isn't angry, and Rav still defends him on the boards, but there is very little contact between them, when before there was a lot.
Rav also gets another free Xbox/Controller/Livecard from someone who works at MS and is a board poster here. MS guy asks for a few pictures of her son playing the Xbox so he can put it up on MS' charity wall of good feelings--Rav doesn't respond, cuts off contact (Assumed Xbox is flipped for money.)
2012: Rav gets sick. Suin sees she is ill on her facebook page and quickly goes into full white knight mode to protect his secret mistress that only loves him. He posts on the board, asking for donations because Rav has money issues--she just moved back to Kentucky after leaving furor and doesn't even have health insurance yet. Suining offers to match the first 500$ FoH donates. Many people donate. Blazin offers to donate a dollar for every + net he receives, Blazin receives hundreds of +nets, donates lots of money.
Rav contacts Blazin, begins flirting with him. Blazin develops an online relationship with Rav--though not much detail is gone into, Blazin's wife certainly counted it as "cheating", though it was never physical. Since Blazin has naked pictures of Rav, most assume there was perhaps cybering, but at the very least heavy flirtation with tits included. During this time, Suin is dropped, as his funds and support can not match Blazin. Suin discontinues the fund raiser, gets angry and disappears from the board due to being disregarded.
None of us notice any of this because this happens during the rise of the Swamp Donkey, and the Ragnarok in Screen Shots as she was flamed by everyone. Rav joins in this flame fest and despite her nature, is able to make Tyen look like a worthless gimp, and Trex look like a whore--speaks volumes about how bad Tyen/Trex are.
2012-2013: Blazin's wife finds out about the fling, Blazin is unable to help Rav. Ties with Blazin are severed.
2013: Rav posts about her drug addict, psycho brother, and how horrible her life is within the abusive household. Makes multiple references to having no money, and being unable to even afford a hotel--but fearing for her life because the brother is violent. Even her assets were sold to a pawn shop by said psycho brother as he was looking to feed his addiction, so she is in dire need of cash, until her next check comes in. She does not ask for cash, she is "just venting".
Suin sees said venting, and realizes she is trolling for another man to send her a PM and say "aww, Rav, let me help you"--for the cycle to begin a new. Suin creates alt board account known as BridgeBurner, and begins revealing some information--outs himself early on and decides to dump all the infos. Blazin at first says "NOOOOOOO!" as he finds out he was a pawn. Suin talks to Blazin, and shows him how he was third in a chain of people used. Blazin sobered to reality, posts the pictures Rav sent him as a thank you for helping her--her tit shots.
Sometime during this all, Gavinard makes friends with Rav. She offers to send him boobs, but he says no "I love you, for real--I need not the boobs."...Jumps in this thread and white knights in such a way that would make lancelot blush and appease a twilight reader in terms of cheese factor. No one knows if he is trolling, or not--I assume he is. His trolling reaches new levels and he shows pictures of him stalking places Rav visits, he is banned.
Tyen joins the board and we realize despite holding nugget of truth, he is still a terrible person and is quickly banned.
Then we arrive here.
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