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TrollfaceDeux

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Please enlighten us on your disability. Doesn't seem to stop you from clubbing or bending over.

It's your fat impersonator, cosplay boyfriend that has a disability. Unable to get laid I'd guess.
if you know cam and I don't really know him but I read his stories, he had his fair share of "women."
 

Grimmlokk

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Bought and paid for.
If I ever hit the lottery I think I'm gonna waste a lot of money on high end whores. The balance between how much I love the lower 80% of a woman and hate the above the neck part is way too close to dead even. You give me that disposable income and I might just take the easy route for a long time.

Of course dependent on the wealth to get hookers at least as attractive as the normal women I can trick in to being in to me now.
 

Chukzombi

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you can get hot whores. it all depends on how "fresh" they are. they dont all start out like toothless brides of frankensteins. that cute new whore charges the same amount as that old nearly dead whore. this is from someone who knows.
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rhinohelix

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This is the most epic decade-old forum flame-out and rise from the ashes phoenix-style twice I have ever heard about. Amazing. Bonus excellence for guys who never got over playing female characters in EQ and wanted that kind of worship IRL, as well as the other various drama bombs.
 

Gravel

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you can get hot whores. it all depends on how "fresh" they are. they dont all start out like toothless brides of frankensteins. that cute new whore charges the same amount as that old nearly dead whore. this is from someone who knows.
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Come to San Diego. I never knew that all the hot women were concentrated here. It's honestly bizarro world. Normally you see a bunch of average chicks and every once in a while there's a knockout. San Diego it's like hot bitches everywhere and occasionally you'll see an average looking one.

Gaslamp on a Saturday night? It's honestly like you're in a fucking porno, but with way hotter girls. I don't know if it's the best or worst thing I've ever seen.

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grimshaw_sl

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You know I'm starting to think Fedor was right all along posting those CWD pics. Mangina's everywhere you turn from FoH to retrolled. Hella amusing though.
 

Grayson Carlyle

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You know I'm starting to think Fedor was right all along posting those CWD pics. Mangina's everywhere you turn from FoH to retrolled. Hella amusing though.
Causation, correlation, etc... What's to say posting those pics didn't bring the manginas in?

Either way, good times all around.
 
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So what are the odds Etoille is a dude now? We all thought for sure Evelys was a chick because of all the crazy stories.

It seems like a perfect cover to be a fat chick. No one would ever expect that.

Evelys rape story = Etoille pregnancy story.
Negative. I am a meat popsicle.

I dont blame you guys though *shrug*. Theres been at least 2-3 new female accounts here that I don't recognize and I'm even of the opinion that until someone I trust verifies that they're indeed female that they're dudes.

There's a laundry list of folks here that have heard me on vent and/or met me in person and/or have my phone number.

But I don't really care much if folks think I'm a dude either haha.

Maybe I'm that woman that became a man that became pregnant and gave birth a few years back.

YOU NEVER KNOW.
 

Sulrn

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So I've noticed there is a IRL pic thread, is there going to be a sex registry thread as well that we can refer to for ease when we come into questionable posting?