What Does Your Car Say About You? (The Car Thread)

I guess he liked my car too much to bust my balls about it.

Not my personal car but I have this, same wheels, color etc:

Brando_sl said:

Paid cash for it used in '04 with 25k miles on it, it has 85k now. Starting to fall apart on me and thinking of getting the new Explorer as we're taking the kids up to the mountains more and more.

Edit: Best pic I could find, it's not mine as I have the sport package with a bit of a lower profile.

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The family man that only has one joy in life: his cheap cologne collection. People at work avoid the elevator with him because "die of shit smell" isn't on their to-do list for the day.

Sparko_sl said:

I guess he liked my car too much to bust my balls about it.

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The guy who after sex needs to be cuddled and reaffirmed. "Don't worry hun, you please me just fine".

He doesn't believe him/her because when he goes to sleep at night they sneak out and fuck his friend.

Dashel_sl said:

Not my personal car but I have this, same wheels, color etc:

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The guy who bought his car based on the "well if they made Starcraft..." logic. Watches MLG streams regularly and fills his Facebook with clips. Isn't very good at any of the video games he plays but likes to fantasize about winning anyway. Most of his material possessions are midrange items, since that is where he feels he gets the most bang for his buck. Currently wearing the jew hat and doing jew things for Hanukkah.

Cad_sl said:

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Sideways hat. Sleeveless shirts. His parents helped him buy the vehicle because his job as a personal trainer doesn't bring in the fat stacks of cash he pretends to have. Originally attended a local state university but dropped out because some dumb cunt was saying he raped her. He maintains the stance that she is just mad that she is a whore when she is unconscious.

khanable_sl said:

Very fit and bald with a beard. You are obsessed with proving how manly you are. When asked if you would rather fight one-hundred duck sized horses or one horse sized duck, you would reply with one hundred horse sized ducks with one arm tied behind your back. This would grab peoples attention, and most of them would be fairly confident that you could pull this off. During the first wave you get your ass stomped into the ground and everyone is extremely embarrassed for you. You would have sort of excuse and people would generally buy into it.

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You misspelled the second word. That's Camerous you're talking about.

Drinsic_sl said:

You misspelled the second word. That's Camerous you're talking about.

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Tossed an edit in there for you

I meant he's a fucking amorphous blob of lard.

Gulliver_sl said:

1970 Mach 1 with a 357 Cleveland. Was one of my first cars.

This is my current car. '10 Dodge charger

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That is a 1969 Mustang Mach 1 sir, unless you really modded the front... I know because I have a deep love affair with the 69' mustangs as the pinnical of my dream car... the one you posted is soo soo sweet... there was a nice fastback for sale when I was a kiddun and getting my first car... I begged to get that thing- had 8k on the window... 69's fastbacks in salvage condition can almost fetch that nowdays...alas...

anywho...ill have to post a pic of my 380sl tomrrow I suppose, I eagerly awate funny caption!

Eomer_sl said:

You park like an asshole. Is that a cripple space too? Just guessing with the blue square there.

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This is where the dealer had it parked when I picked it up; notice the dealer sticker on the car beside it. Thanks for playing though.

meh most of the cars you guys drive makes me jelly

My first car a BMW E30 320I from 84 bought in in 02


my 2nd car a 1992 Ford Sierra GT



3rd car a BMW E30 320I from 86


i havent got pictures of the cars iwe owned since 05 but iwe had 3 more Ford Sierra?s and a Peugeot 605 2.0

e30s are bad ass machines. They make sexy drift cars. Same with e36 and e46

Opel Kadett 1976. Owned 1991-1995. My first car. I fucked in it once.


VW Jetta '81 only mine was a really ugly green. 1995-1997. My second car. Fucked my later-to-be (ex-)wife on the hood once. Still had the dents in the hood when I gave it away.


1997 - 1999 ... Honda Prelude. That one was fun.


The formerly mentioned pussy red convertible. Owned for 3 months or so in 1999


VW Corrado. 1999-2005. Fun but as mentioned expensive to keep running.



(all GIS results but mine were all red as well, minus the pussy coloured golf and the puke green jetta)

VW Lupo GT 1.0 2005. Bought new in 2005. Replaced by the Caddy I posted a while ago. It was enough to get around but really lacked space.



The wife's standard boring A3 ... 1998 model. It's getting old and faulty now. Will soon have to replace.


again all from google but the colours match.

looking forward to your analysis khanable!

Here is the little junky bitch ;-)

Drewcifer_sl said:

This is where the dealer had it parked when I picked it up; notice the dealer sticker on the car beside it. Thanks for playing though.

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haha, I wasn't actually being serious!

Do me! Do me! 2009 335xi w/ Dinan stage 3 ECU, oil cooler, intercooler, and exhaust.

My old ride. '87 XJ lifted on 33"s. Picture taken on the Rubicon.


My current ride. '75 Bronco on 37"s.


Also have a '05 Ford Explorer for getting to the mountains and a '12 Jetta TDI for daily driving and to keep the wife happy. But neither of those are photo-worthy.

Sutekh_sl said:

Mother fucker no one cares who/what you actually are. It's called satire.

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Nowai!

Made quitting smoking awkward bros.

001001102_sl said:

Made quitting smoking awkward bros.

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*sigh* .....Wakandanhs.....