What Does Your Car Say About You? (The Car Thread)
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Intelligent and rational personMy car. '08 Camry. /flex for affordability!
You probably smell like shit, though
Missing a leg (maybe an arm) and trying to make up for itme
So republican he probably thinks there is actually a war on christmasMy step father is 73 and has this in his garage. 2011 SRT8 392 Challenger Inaugural Edition #794. It is the only car I have ever driven that can leave a 40ft strip of rubber just by taking my foot off the break and hammering the gas to the floor. It scares the hell out of me.
You would have a much nicer vehicle if you didn't spend all your money on flannel shirts and chewing tobacco
first one was a project of me and my buddies 78 Z28 Camaro which he sold like a fucking fool and then truck is my pride and joy.
You hopped a fence some years ago
Now Americans hate you cause you tuk 'er jerbs
You make shit up2007 Ford Falcon XR8, 260Kw 5.0ltr V8, 6spd manual
That's not a real car
I know most people would say kid toucher, but I'm not really getting that vibe. Looks like a vehicle a dog groomer would have.Used to have one of those.
Official colour: Lobster Red.
What it really was: Pussy Pink.
Sold after 3 months. Got me a really red Corrado instead. Was a fucking nightmare to keep running, it literally ruined me. After that, got a 50 HP VW Lupo. My first "new" car.
Turned out a bit on the small side. Bought a VW Caddy to fit my sports shit in.
Met a woman, married her, knocked her up, kid's buggy fits in too.
My sports shit is in the attic now
Pic not mine but looks exactly like it.
Mileage is shit, would have bought a Diesel if I knew we'd be moving out into the country for a 25km commute. Next car to be replaced is the wife's '98 Audi A3 ... going to talk her into a 4x4 of some sort... VW Passat, Skoda something, Audi A6 Quattro, anything like that. And it will be a Diesel this time.
So, you fuck dogs
You're a European scumbag redneck!New fun car I recently picked up, 98 Camaro with the LS1. Recently sold my LT1 Corvette and while on paper it should be about as fast, the Camaro sure feels like it pulls a lot harder. I'm starting to get why people rave over these engines so much, I love the flat torque curve. Of course it doesn't handle nearly as well as the Corvette but I don't take my cars to the track anyway.
Pic is not my actual car since that's in my garage while I do some catchup maintenance.
I'm in Europe so any redneck comments are null and void.
So you're Irish
Straight A asian student that is about to rear end you because he's dicking around on his phone
2012 Civic Si, not an actual picture of mine, but it's identical. It was that or a Genesis Coupe, and the Si won out by a bit for value for the $.
confirmed robot pretending to be girl on the internet
Waiting another 6-7 months before it finally shows up..
my car... dont hate.
That's the point -- these are assumptions based on what you see in the pictures. Read the OP duder. No hate from me, friend.
And some D'sI haul around kids.
untz untz
A normal decent person until you start drinking
then you're the dickhead that threw up in someones shoe and shit-pissed-puked yourself by 9pm
Races high end cars on the highway and wins
No one is impressed, though
not hatin on your assumptions made me laugh, im just making my assumption XD have yet to see your vehicle boss man.
Definitely overweight, but you carry it around well (i.e., you don't look like a fucking slob). Long hair and beard are likely. Watches LOST on a nightly basis, idolizes the fat nice guy. Buys collector's edition everything despite never being satisfied with any of them. Has a sweet fucking sword collection.Here you go.
The guy that for whatever reason has an extreme problem with pulling his penis out in public. It's not an especially nice penis, but definitely not a bad penis. Marginally above average in length but has some considerable girth to it. Strangely enough this person can be found singing to himself in public restrooms in order to relieve his shy-bladder syndrome.
His friends on Facebook would describe him as "the kind of guy where if you asked him the time, he would immediately - without hesitation - remove his watch and go to hand it to you. Once you tried to take it from him he would pull back, take his penis out, place the watch around it, wave it in your face and repeatedly ask you to tell him the time".
Also drinks boxed wine since he's a cheap fuck.
1970 Mach 1 with a 357 Cleveland. Was one of my first cars.
This is my current car. '10 Dodge charger
All this late model American Muscle nonsense makes me a sad panda.
That being said, that Mach 1 is a fine, fine machine.
That being said, that Mach 1 is a fine, fine machine.
This is my beater/need to haul things around vehicle. 2004 F150 FX4
This is my daily driver, 2012 Mustang V6 Premium Package. I would have liked to have been able to afford the 5.0 but I am enjoying the V6, nice power and gets pretty good gas mileage around town.
This is my daily driver, 2012 Mustang V6 Premium Package. I would have liked to have been able to afford the 5.0 but I am enjoying the V6, nice power and gets pretty good gas mileage around town.
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You park like an asshole. Is that a cripple space too? Just guessing with the blue square there.This is my daily driver, 2012 Mustang V6 Premium Package. I would have liked to have been able to afford the 5.0 but I am enjoying the V6, nice power and gets pretty good gas mileage around town.
