What tickles your pickle

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As soon as I get done cutting the grass it seems like everyone of my neighbors has to suddenly cut their grass. I have no idea why it tickles my pickle but it does.
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My neighbor has started slacking as of last year, but the first couple of years after moving into the house he would always have to cut his grass if I cut mine, like he could cut it wednesday/thursday and then when I cut mine on saturday he'd cut his again, he could not have his grass be higher than mine. I guess its better that way than him being someone who just lets it go.
 
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TIL that someone has the surname "Horsewood" for reals. Like, it's on their check and everything.
 
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Doing a GIS for "Horsewood" was actually pretty tame. Top result:
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Jx3_sl said:
As soon as I get done cutting the grass it seems like everyone of my neighbors has to suddenly cut their grass. I have no idea why it tickles my pickle but it does.
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You know what tickles my pickle? Listening to the clan of Hispanic men mowing my yard while I work from home. It's too cheap to mow it myself.
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That moment when the fine piece of ass you've been watching turns around to reveal she also has a pretty face
 
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Cute Thai girl I fucked last year texts me a winky face at 2:44 am.

Rustles my Jimmies: she lives on the other side of town. Super inconvenient.
 
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Thai girl? You mean, Thai ladyboy, right? Did you drive all the way over to the other side of town to tickle her pickle?
 
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How many accidents have you been in and how long ago did the last one occur?
 
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Finishing a bag of sour gummy worms, only to realize hours later when you go to throw it away that there is still one gummy worm left in the bottom corner.
 
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Another one: that sweet, sugary smell that hangs in your car after leaving an open bag of sour gummy worms in it all night.
 
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This morning I saw a garage called JUST BRAKES. It had like 6 bays, all of them were labeled with something specific. I can't remember all of them, but for example, State Inspection, Oil Change, Tire Change, alignment, Transmission service ...

None of them were said a damn thing about brakes. I wish I'd taken a picture. Maybe the name is an answer to the question "Is there anything on my car you can't fix?"
 
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Holy shit, this has been an awesome day. I ordered a regular quarter pounder at McD's but they gave me a quarter pounder with cheese. Between that and the gummy worms I'm going to bed with a thoroughly tickled pickle.
 
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McCheese_sl said:
Another one: that sweet, sugary smell that hangs in your car after leaving an open bag of sour gummy worms in it all night.
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Bought some smelly oil for mother's day and left the bag in my car. The French vanilla leaked out, leaving not a mark in my car but made my car smell tasty for three days
 
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