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Big Phoenix

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Ganglion cyst that ive had for the past 5ish months almost entirely over night.

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I had that happen once with 5in sanding disc. I ordered one package each of 6 different grits, and they sent me a fucking case of each grit. I was so fucking happy.
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I ordered a small AR15 part. Some clown in the warehouse sent the whole box instead of just ONE. About $2k worth of the same part. I sent it back and the company gave me a $75 credit. :D
 
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Hoss

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Ganglion cyst that ive had for the past 5ish months almost entirely over night.

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huh? Did you skip some words? It went away overnight? It's engulfed your penis overnight? is it like accidentally the whole thing? I always took that to mean you ate the thing so I hope that's not it.
 
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Let me just start by saying that I'm a grown manchild with the financial intelligence of a loaf of bread.

Anyways....I didn't file my taxes the last 2 years. Finally got that stuff taken care of and have a hefty refund on the way from Uncle Sam. About 2 hours after I heard back on that, I found out that our company is being sold and I'm getting a nice chunk as a shareholder.

So, continuing on my trend of childish financial behavior...... - @Furry - I'm ready to commission my fursuit, and I'd like it to be a reptile with scales of 24k gold. And a diamond grill.
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Bandwagon wants to be an Aurak. I dig it. Man, looking through old Dragonlance pics really took me back.
 
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Big Phoenix said:
Ganglion cyst that ive had for the past 5ish months almost entirely over night.

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I had one of those on my wrist one time. Driving along minding my own. Look down at my had on the steering wheel and almost wreck. At the doc's the next morning they are like, oh no big deal. It was a big fucking deal to me!
 
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I've always wanted a 3 piece suit and my girl talked me into going to a tailor with her today. When we walked in, she said "Make this man look like he's in Peaky Blinders". The lady that she said that to laughed and pointed to a jar that said "Peaky Blinders" with a bunch of quarters in it.
 
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I've always wanted a 3 piece suit and my girl talked me into going to a tailor with her today. When we walked in, she said "Make this man look like he's in Peaky Blinders". The lady that she said that to laughed and pointed to a jar that said "Peaky Blinders" with a bunch of quarters in it.
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I got a bespoke suit last year. I don't like suits much but I've always wanted one that actually fit right. I do not regret it. Might get another. But I don't have a desire for a 3 piece. Fuck vests. The people I used came to my house for everything.

I considered wearing it to work one day and leaving early to start rumors that I had an interview with another company.
 
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This is a two parter.
First, one of my kids decided to do everyone's laundry this morning without being asked. Way to go kid!

The negative part is that her mother told her to grab the clothes off the dresser in our room and check the pockets. She did not check the pockets. My wife's iPhone 15 was in the pocket of her pants. The phone spent nearly 1/2 hour in the washer, totally submerged. Hard not to be angry at my daughter, but it obviously wasn't done intentionally and her motives were nothing but good. Well, we pulled the phone out, and lo and behold, after letting it sit for an hour, it booted right up and works perfectly fine. Okay iPhone, I'm impressed.
 
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I got a bespoke suit last year. I don't like suits much but I've always wanted one that actually fit right. I do not regret it. Might get another. But I don't have a desire for a 3 piece. Fuck vests. The people I used came to my house for everything.

I considered wearing it to work one day and leaving early to start rumors that I had an interview with another company.
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If you want a really good suit that looks amazing, feels amazing, and you'll love forever go to Hugo Boss. Their suits are amazing and they only hire excellent tailors so it will fit as good as if it were made just for you.
 
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lurkingdirk said:
This is a two parter.
First, one of my kids decided to do everyone's laundry this morning without being asked. Way to go kid!

The negative part is that her mother told her to grab the clothes off the dresser in our room and check the pockets. She did not check the pockets. My wife's iPhone 15 was in the pocket of her pants. The phone spent nearly 1/2 hour in the washer, totally submerged. Hard not to be angry at my daughter, but it obviously wasn't done intentionally and her motives were nothing but good. Well, we pulled the phone out, and lo and behold, after letting it sit for an hour, it booted right up and works perfectly fine. Okay iPhone, I'm impressed.
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Who leaves a phone in their pocket after removing their pants? Literally no one, ever.
 
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Who leaves a phone in their pocket after removing their pants? Literally no one, ever.
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I do it nearly every day. For about 5 minutes before I start looking for it.
 
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My wife makes bread. It makes the house smell wonderful and it's really, really good.

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I've always wanted a 3 piece suit and my girl talked me into going to a tailor with her today. When we walked in, she said "Make this man look like he's in Peaky Blinders". The lady that she said that to laughed and pointed to a jar that said "Peaky Blinders" with a bunch of quarters in it.
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Ive always wanted a Zoot Suit

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Reheating something in a coffee mug, in the microwave, and when it stops rotating, the handle is facing out for an easy grab.
 
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Bird feeders;

setting up a couple of bird feeders and having a morning cup of tea, and watching all the birds.

Better than random TV
 
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Bird feeders;

setting up a couple of bird feeders and having a morning cup of tea, and watching all the birds.

Better than random TV
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Ours attract squirrels. Our dogs really like the squirrels. One in particular. She's only caught a few but it's fun to watch the hunt.
 
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