What tickles your pickle

Call Friday afternoon to make a doctors appointment and she says "Just had a cancellation, have one for 9am Monday".

Pickle tickled.

2 bathrooms 2 teenagers and wife at home pissing off the back porch = tickled win

Your wife is pissing off the back porch?

Punctuation tickles my pickle.

I think i'm going to get a boat and dock it on the river within a few miles of my house.

Today is my grandmothers 95th birthday. I got the better of her. She shares a birthday with the signing of the TX decleration of independence. A signer of which I am a descendant of, 180 years ago today.

I told her she was more than HALF as old as Texas. She told me no way till she did a little math in her head.

Today on the way to the gym a soccer mom in a big hurry used the middle turning lane to pass a few cars. Little did she know the car that was in front the of the truck going slow was the Police. she cut in front of him like a boss, I dont believe she even noticed him until he hit his lights. I laughed the rest of the way to the gym.

Hoss_sl said:

1. The day you buy a boat

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2. The day you sell the boat on craigslist hoping to god the buyer doesn't recognize the serious maintenance on the outdrive he's in for.

3. Seeing that boat for the last time.

It's pouring down raining and I must take out the trash. Dreading the worst I head out back to find the cloud isn't over that part of the building so it's dry the entire way to and back. I can see the rain, and it looks like I'm in two different biomes.

Tax refund for the first time in 27 years. I'm not sure if I want to spend it all at one time or get a meal which is about all I'm getting.

Saw a Veyron in the middle of nowhere on the interstate Sunday, going about 55mph in a 70mph zone. I would think the 2nd biggest cause of accidents would be the people pulling up to take pics of it while driving. I passed it but the another car slowed down and I saw the driver taking pics/selfies out the window.

Second one I've seen, both in the middle of nowhere. The guy who drove one into Galveston bay or whatever it was and charged with insurance fraud lived not far from me in East, TX.