What fucking genius this is! Let me see if I can reword this turd word sandwich to replicate any hobby!
What vehicle do you drive?
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BrutulTM
Good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun.
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I was obsessed with cars when I was a kid. I had posters on my wall of a Ferrari F40 and a Lamborghini Countach and I could tell you the horse power and 0-60 times off the top of my head. When I was in college I subscribed to Car and Driver and read it cover to cover every month. Then for some reason when I got out of college and could actually afford a nice car, I just lost interest. I have only owned two cars since 1999 and neither of them were cool nor did I give a shit about them. I haven't had a car payment to make for more than about 18 months out of my entire life. They are just a way to get from point A to point B and I never think about whether people think I'm cool driving them. If I date a woman that seems disappointed with the fact that I don't have a cool car, we usually don't have a second date.
I never understood people who soup up compact cars though. Spending thousands of dollars to get your Subaru or something up to the level of an entry level performance car rather than buying something that is already at that level and going up from there just never made any sense to me.
I never understood people who soup up compact cars though. Spending thousands of dollars to get your Subaru or something up to the level of an entry level performance car rather than buying something that is already at that level and going up from there just never made any sense to me.
Conefed
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I never cared for cars and previously never understood why others cared for cars.
I love my 2012 Hyundai Touring. I cannot help but look at it every time it's around. The interior and the exterior both get to me. I drive it more aggressively than any other previously owned vehicle just for fun.
I love my 2012 Hyundai Touring. I cannot help but look at it every time it's around. The interior and the exterior both get to me. I drive it more aggressively than any other previously owned vehicle just for fun.
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I traded in my 2010 Civic for this 2011 Titan a few weeks ago. It's an SV 4x4. The original owner paid for all of the bells and whistles, so I acquired all of that for nice and cheap. I commute about five miles a day so gas doesn't really matter.
Weather finally got decent enough to take a pic a bit ago.
Definitely loving it so far - 2014 CLA 250. Did a couple of road trips and got around 36 mpg on it, around town/commute to work it's right around 27. Fun, sporty, comfy.
Definitely loving it so far - 2014 CLA 250. Did a couple of road trips and got around 36 mpg on it, around town/commute to work it's right around 27. Fun, sporty, comfy.
Burren
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Haha, doesn't piss me off in the least. I find if comical that you would A) have a Beetle, B) "tune" it, and C) quote things like "it'll be stage 2+..." which means absolutely nothing. You like it, fine, whatever. But don't pretend, or pass it off as a performance car.
And, above all else, remember; this is the interwebs, it's srs business. Fuck you, your mom, your cat, and if you don't show tits, gtfo fggt.
Burren
Ahn'Qiraj Raider
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Cool little car from Mercedes. It's been decades since they've had something like this. Do you like the interior? It's not going to be an S class, but is it at least Mercedes-esque inside? Great MPG too, didn't expect it that high.
The interior is great, definitely feels like a Mercedes. I'm a big guy (6'6", 300lbs) and i'm very comfortable inside it, plenty of head room, legs aren't cramped at all. Of course no one could sit behind me, but that's not my problem. Looks good, everything is very functional, buttons in all the right places and easy to access.
Hekotat
FoH nuclear response team
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It's about what you can afford and the journey. Sure I'd love to buy a fucking F40 or a R8 but I just don't have that kind of cash, fuck man it took me 5 years to get a gd 84 Corolla GT-S back on the street. But watching it come from nothing to something driveable is a very proud moment for me. Sure I still have a long way to go before I consider it finished but I like seeing what I'm able to do on my own.
One thing I don't get is Honda owners, I'm not knocking them by any means (Hell I used to be a Honda fanatic myself). The price for all the Honda aftermarket shit is ABSURD, they spend all that money just to go slow. I mean you can build a LS1 240sx for the amount of money these guys are paying for a 250hp Civic. More power to you, you like what you like but that shit is insane.
I had one of these and GD it was fast. I had a AGP waste gate actuator, Stage 1, intake and downpipe. Smoking Camaros and non Z06s like they weren't shit made up for it being a Neon in spirit.
Burren
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Yes, but, BUT, you get to make your Honduh fart REALLY loud and have an HUGE FUCKING WING to show how cool it is! Right?
East coast, nothing annoying me more than those piece of shit Honduhs all over the place with fart-cans and park benches, going 0-60 in 18 seconds. Out here in California, I rarely see them at all, which is great, but now it's nothing but MASSIVE pickup trucks. If it's not 10-11 feet high, then it has mods to make it look like a trophy truck from the Baja. I made my own stickers online and started putting them on these trucks. They read: My truck is massive, because my c*ck isn't. Gives me a good laugh; hope it makes other motorist also point and laugh.
a c i d.f l y
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I have a 96 Honda Civic DX that came with an aftermarket muffler and intake pipe. It's got a little rumble to it, but doesn't have the fart can sound. Somehow I get 38mpg out of it, and I only drive about 4-5000 mi per year. Paid less than $1500 for it over seven years ago. Fuck driving. Work from home.
Foggy
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CLA is such a badass car.Weather finally got decent enough to take a pic a bit ago.
Definitely loving it so far - 2014 CLA 250. Did a couple of road trips and got around 36 mpg on it, around town/commute to work it's right around 27. Fun, sporty, comfy.
I just leased a c250. Love it so far. Smooth ride, looks awesome, great features, and it hits 90 without the engine ever trying. I can see myself driving Mercedes for a majority of my life.
ct200h f-sport.
42-48 Mpg and handles pretty amazingly. Perfect for my 40 min commute on curvy county roads. Little pricey for a hybrid but hey.
42-48 Mpg and handles pretty amazingly. Perfect for my 40 min commute on curvy county roads. Little pricey for a hybrid but hey.
This one was the most fun and dangerous and I literallyboughtit off little old lady up the street from me in high school. (Pre-Steel Belted Radials (Biasply?), four wheel drum brakes, big block v8). Darwin was riding in the back the whole time.
Siliconemelons
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Ahh the just make it GO FAST and forget about stopping it era of American autos! the cars where hippies man, hugging trees all over!This one was the most fun and dangerous and I literallyboughtit off little old lady up the street from me in high school. (Pre-Steel Belted Radials (Biasply?), four wheel drum brakes, big block v8). Darwin was riding in the back the whole time.
but they are so nice
Cad
scientia potentia est
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Almost got one for my wife but she hated it because it was slow as piss. Got her the LS460 instead.ct200h f-sport.
42-48 Mpg and handles pretty amazingly. Perfect for my 40 min commute on curvy county roads. Little pricey for a hybrid but hey.
Yah its 0-60 time is about.... 9 minutes. Can't say enough about the f-sport option though (springs, sway bars).
This is the 2013. I live near a lot of deer... add in an interstate off ramp at high speed and you get this.
This is the 2013. I live near a lot of deer... add in an interstate off ramp at high speed and you get this.