Google maps, bruh. Get with the 21st century.Traffic reports on the radio. They are worse than useless, as they often give you bad information and never give you a complete report. Maybe it's different in smaller cities, but either give them more fucking time or just stop doing them altogether. This morning the traffic douche told us the wreck was cleared and traffic was moving again. Being friday morning traffic (which is typically non-existent around here), I thought that meant the backup was clearing up quickly too. about 1 mile after my last chance to exit and take a back way, I come to a stop. A couple minutes after that the traffic douche comes on and says the accident is cleared from the highway but don't expect the backup to clear anytime soon. Why the fuck couldn't you have added that 10 minutes ago fuckface.
The one time a month his traffic report has any relevant information to me at all and this is what I get. It's almost enough to make me want to sign up for facebook just so I can tell him off.
Whats rustling your jimmies?
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Tanoomba
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WTF what was the program? Are you gonna force me to assume it was some embarrassing porn or something?
Opening a new tab or just opening Google Chrome and getting "waiting for cache.....". Pretty fucking rage inducing. Follow all the tips online on how to fix it, and 2 mins later it hits again.
Grayson Carlyle
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I thought the same thing. Installed a new one this past weekend, same issue started a few days ago. Does the same thing on my brand new laptop.
Hoss
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1. Google maps traffic is less accurate than others we can use.
2. Texting and driving soon to be illegal here. I haven't read the law, but I assume it's going to forbid you from touching your phone at all, otherwise it will be unenforceable. Look for that in a future jimmy rustle.
Alasliasolonik
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I really dislike hearing my phone ring/ding/buzz/noise with any sort of notification. I also hate texting/calling/hearing anything while driving.
So there are more useful items than the radio yet you still use the radio? Yea hand held devices while driving aren't a great idea, and are illegal to use in md and a few other states already. Bluetooth though is an option for hands free integration and you can use your voice to activate the gps. Granted I drive a 2012 subaru, but it's not exactly a new tech.
"Old friend" begs me to come out drinking with her and a friend Friday. Not interested but she's going through a divorce and guilts me into it. Gives me a hella awkward lap dance and tries to make out with me. Gets sick shortly after and I have her friend take her home and sit there sobering up by myself for an hour before the 1.5 hour drive home. Bar has a best beard contest last night and she and some other friends badger me into going back out and entering. Zero of the twelve people badgering me to come drink with them and enter show up. She figures out I'm not going to fuck her(I know your husband and made it clear weeks ago you're in the wrong there...) after a couple hours and has her backup come down to the bar. Ditches me to go fuck him an hour before the contest. My glorious, carefully crafted friendly muttonchops lose to a redneck with I'll admit a pretty decent beard. Turns out like all bar contests winner is determined by how loud your friends are. HELPS TO HAVE SOME.
These same people wonder why the fuck I never want to drive an hour and a half to hang out. Rustled.
These same people wonder why the fuck I never want to drive an hour and a half to hang out. Rustled.
Hoss
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Use the radio? Moherfucker I'm just trying to listen to the radio and they keep interrupting my entertainment with useless traffic reports.
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