Traffic reports on the radio. They are worse than useless, as they often give you bad information and never give you a complete report. Maybe it's different in smaller cities, but either give them more fucking time or just stop doing them altogether. This morning the traffic douche told us the wreck was cleared and traffic was moving again. Being friday morning traffic (which is typically non-existent around here), I thought that meant the backup was clearing up quickly too. about 1 mile after my last chance to exit and take a back way, I come to a stop. A couple minutes after that the traffic douche comes on and says the accident is cleared from the highway but don't expect the backup to clear anytime soon. Why the fuck couldn't you have added that 10 minutes ago fuckface.
The one time a month his traffic report has any relevant information to me at all and this is what I get. It's almost enough to make me want to sign up for facebook just so I can tell him off.