Whats rustling your jimmies?

Found out last night the woman I'm dating is a hardcore libertarian. Like "Ra Ra Scott Walker! Abolish unions, end social programs, if people aren't educated it's their own fault!" libertarian.

Put it in her butt.

Brikker_sl said:

Put it in her butt.

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Too late.

Khane_sl said:

Too late.

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Too late you already put it there? Or, too late you got rid of a woman who isn't a victim and doesn't have sympathy for the millions of parasites in this country to claim to be victims, when it is, in fact, their fault?

Mist_sl said:

Then dump her.

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While it's in her butt.

Burren_sl said:

Too late you already put it there? Or, too late you got rid of a woman who isn't a victim and doesn't have sympathy for the millions of parasites in this country to claim to be victims, when it is, in fact, their fault?

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Too late I already put it there.

Khane_sl said:

Too late I already put it there.

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Cross post to pickle ticklers!

Khane_sl said:

Too late I already put it there.

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Got a chicken breast here that would probably be a small C or a hefty B on a human woman. God damnit it grocery store, stop making me think the anti-GMO nutjobs might be on to something.

Khane_sl said:

Too late I already put it there.

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One would think Obama care did that too her a thousand fold. Sweeeeet.

Big Phoenix_sl said:

"YOUR PACKAGE HAS BEEN TRANSFERRED TO THE LOCAL POST OFFICE"

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Just got this today, and was coming here to post this.

Goddamnit, that's going to delay things by another day or two

Usually for me that's because I picked "economy" over "standard" shipping because I can wait another day and pay a few dollars less. Depends on your vendor I'm sure.

That youtube randomizes the order of your channel subscriptions every time you go there.

Dumb motherfuckers who you spend five hours talking to about how a decision is FUCKING RETARDED who agree completely with every single reason and then MAKE THAT DECISION ANYWAYS. Then spring it on you in a situation where you can't ask them what the fuck is wrong with them. Fucking sick and tired of giving a shit about people.

Pooping blood.

I get to water my lawn 2 days a week and it keeps raining on my water days and is 100 degress with blazing sun all the rest....


100 degrees is hot in Canada bros...i dont care about your 115 degree Arizona days. Be happy i did the Celsius conversion for you!

So the rain is bad?