Whats rustling your jimmies?

Fadaar_sl said:

Found this little guy in my garage. Anybody got a flamethrower handy? Sorry for the shitty quality, used the max zoom on my Note 4 so I didn't have to get close.

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Those little fuckers... I just killed one in my bedroom the other day and had another attack me while I was using my toilet a week or so ago. Standing there pissing and the jackass run out from behind the toilet and makes a beeline for my foot. There I was fighting for my life with my cock in my hand trying not to piss all over the bathroom. Bastard.

I think I average 1-2 black widow kills a week around our house. Fortunately their webs are easy to identify (extra sticky, and strong enough to pluck gently like a guitar string) and they rarely leave their webs. I'd rather deal with them than brown recluses, which wander a lot and like to hide in shoes and clothes. Now everyone go shake out your shoes and clothes.

Yea I've found one and killed it so far. NBD.

Pinch_sl said:

I think I average 1-2 black widow kills a week around our house. Fortunately their webs are easy to identify (extra sticky, and strong enough to pluck gently like a guitar string) and they rarely leave their webs. I'd rather deal with them than brown recluses, which wander a lot and like to hide in shoes and clothes. Now everyone go shake out your shoes and clothes.

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Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck that. I don't want to see so many poisonous spiders in my home that I'm killing a couple per week. Nope.gif

Been on semi vacation for a week visiting my parents and doing shit in BR. I have to fly back this afternoon and go to work on Monday. Bummer.

You really don't get bit by spiders often at all. Most places have spiders all over the place, but you really only get bitten if you reach your hand blindly into an area where spiders tend to live or walk around barefoot in places you shouldn't be.

I have tons of spiders around my house and garage, never been bit

Mostly they just crawl over you at night and feed on the thousands of small organisms that live off of your skin.

Sleep tight.

So my wife got a bunch of free movie tickets.

4 from our cell phone company for not canceling I guess
4 from some contest at her work
2 from her brother who has 2 toddlers and never goes anywhere anymore.

Part 1
She always wants to go see movies on Tuesday for cheap night , and I refuse to use a free movie pass on cheap night because I am cheap. I tell her we can go, but I am paying cash (its $5 vs $10) because I want max value from my freebie. She says free is free and I tell her it is less free, we fight and stay home. She wont let me pay cash if we have free tickets and I wont let her use them on cheap night, bottom line, no movies on Tuesdays?

Part 2
When we finally go see a movie (Sunday or Monday because everybody stinks on the weekend) I walk up to the counter order my movie tickets and plop down 2 free passes, the teenager picks scans them in and says ?that will be $6 please? I of course remind him I had a free pass and he says, ?sorry sir this movie is in 3D and the pass is only a general admission? I argue that they only offer a 3d showing and thus have no other options. He shrugs, I pay the $6 and walk away defeated?..then my wife says..?do you have a $20, I want some popcorn?

Wife: "Hey I have 10 free movie passes for us, let's go see a movie Tuesday night"
Nester: "Tuesday is cheap night, if we go tonight we're paying"
Wife: "We literally only ever go to the movies on Tuesday nights because you're too cheap to pay the $10, we have free passes, why wouldn't we use them?"
Nester: "Because now we can go to the movies on a Monday if we want to!"
Wife: "Is Monday somehow a better day to see a movie than a Tuesday?"
Nester: "That's not the point!!! It's more free on Monday than Tuesday!"
Wife: "My mother was right, you're retarded"

He'll save them until he loses them or they expire.
Jewest shit I've read in a while.

And don't forget the stupid little quote followed by the paragraphed sized warning about reading emails sent by mistake.

Fogel_sl said:

And don't forget the stupid little quote followed by the paragraphed sized warning about reading emails sent by mistake.

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That annoying warning has never stopped me from reading someone's misdirected email.

Harkon_sl said:

That annoying warning has never stopped me from reading someone's misdirected email.

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This about sums it up. Every now and then someone will use a distro we have for all of our Ops team and even if it's followed by DISREGARD SENT IN MISTAKE you know that shit is being read.

The first day of my job I showed up and knocked on the presidents door and he was in panic mode having sent reply all bitching about a customer on a large project that was intended for the VP. It went to the customer and all major contractors etc...

Later that day he sent an email to my personal email (he had it because we had discussed me coming to work there) about an upcoming board meeting instead of my work email. He walked up to me later and said "One day I'll figure out email" lol.

The shitty hybrid Ford C Max I have to drive for work has a compass you can display on the instrument panel, but the way it shows is oriented like you're walking North backwards. Going North, it shows East on your left, and West on your right. Then if you're going South, it shows West on the left, but also part of the W is cut off so it looks like an N to the right. Thing drives me crazy. Like irrationally. I put it up to help some of the old farts I work with who take twice as long to get anywhere and will get lost and not know which direction they're going so it's hard to talk them back into the right direction. I'm waiting for the panicked phone call from someone who was going North, turned left to follow the compass East, and get even more lost when they ended up going West.

And it's absolutely the most uncomfortable vehicle I've ever had to be in. Keep wanting to accidentally crash the thing to see if we get a different model.