Whats rustling your jimmies?

P8P_sl said:

actually was serious (don't go skiing and no snow cause global warming and whatnot)...but...i guess it would make too much sense to use one line/lane then?...sorta like a queue for a ride/roller coaster...

and lol at the "HUGMPH!H!"

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At major ski resorts that would result in lines a mile long at the big, fast lifts. Some of them have capacities upwards of 2-3,000 skiers an hour. If it's a ten minute wait, that's 500 skiers, or about 125 groups of 4. Assuming each group is spaced about 8 feet apart (skis are long), that's almost a quarter of a mile long. I very much agree with that rustle, it bugs the shit out of me. It's not that fucking hard to alternate with the line you're merging with. Some lift mazes are set up fucking awful though, with 4-6 lines all coming together at the same time, and generally it's some useless fucking Aussie lifty with a broom stick making shit worse trying to pick groups to advance. Which leads me to the next rustle:

Obnoxious fucking Aussies who move to the Rockies for a year and suddenly consider themselves "locals." Fuck you, if we could actually find anyone willing to work minimum wage to bump chairs all day, your ass would still be in the outback fucking kangaroos or whatever it is you do. I've been going to these resorts when I was 4, take your sense of entitlement and shove it up your ass.

New rustle occurred to me today: vehicles with daytime running lights that turn off one of the headlights when a signal light turns on. Mostly Dodges I think. Shit annoys the fuck out of me for some reason.

Whoa

I rustle my own jimmies the most often. I have a habit of recognizing a female from behind like very far away while driving, I then appreciate their rear end and as I pass and see them from the front they are like 15 or something.

Creeps myself the fuck out ~ THE SHAME

Homeopathic quacks and so called 'healers'. That shit should be punishable by bat (or shovel - whichever gets the job done).

Izo_sl said:

Homeopathic quacks and so called 'healers'. That shit should be punishable by bat (or shovel - whichever gets the job done).

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You sir have never had a baby with colic.

Jesus, looks like he's spooning tar into her mouth. Thank god my kid was never like that.

vGrade_sl said:

You sir have never had a baby with colic.

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How about you start by understanding what the clinical term colic actually covers:
http://www.uptodate.com/contents/sea...=Colic&x=0&y=0
http://apps.who.int/classifications/...2010/en#/R10.4
http://www.nlm.nih.gov/cgi/mesh/2013...d&term=D003085
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baby_colic
http://medical-dictionary.thefreedictionary.com/colic

Then think long and hard as to why smearing unidentified tar substance at a baby relieves any / all of the known causes for colic.
Putting something on the lips removes gas that fast for instance? Are you that gullible? Anything could be in that bottle, heck it could be glucose syrup and the kid could be hungry. It could be teething - Lidocain would have the same effect. Those parents and the company who payed them should be shot for doing this repulsive and misleading marketing scam.

Here is some more gold for you:
http://www.cdc.gov/nceh/lead/tips/folkmedicine.htm
It seems your branch also thinks feeding children lead is a great treatment for colic. Gotta love the folk sector. Yum yum mental diseases.

People who bring infants to a business analytics conference. The fuck?

Palum_sl said:

People who bring infants to a business analytics conference. The fuck?

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Haha, yeah. We have a nation wide grade school teacher lockout atm in Denmark. Everyone is bringing their kids to work. Can't be long before the employer-employee negotiations restart.

Izo_sl said:

How about you start by understanding what the clinical term colic actually covers:
http://www.uptodate.com/contents/sea...=Colic&x=0&y=0
http://apps.who.int/classifications/...2010/en#/R10.4
http://www.nlm.nih.gov/cgi/mesh/2013...d&term=D003085
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baby_colic
http://medical-dictionary.thefreedictionary.com/colic

Then think long and hard as to why smearing unidentified tar substance at a baby relieves any / all of the known causes for colic.
Putting something on the lips removes gas that fast for instance? Are you that gullible? Anything could be in that bottle, heck it could be glucose syrup and the kid could be hungry. It could be teething - Lidocain would have the same effect. Those parents and the company who payed them should be shot for doing this repulsive and misleading marketing scam.

Here is some more gold for you:
http://www.cdc.gov/nceh/lead/tips/folkmedicine.htm
It seems your branch also thinks feeding children lead is a great treatment for colic. Gotta love the folk sector. Yum yum mental diseases.

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Yet it works the same way for my child

People who should know better, but still get all excited and worked up for the next big MMO release. And then when the game comes out, you have to listen to their moping and whining for months.

Acupuncture is no joke. I'm sweat a lot. Acupuncture totally fixes that. A friend has been allergic to fish for years. Four acupuncture treatments and he can eat fish again. And colic water isn't some mystery substance, it's herbal remedies for gas and upset stomach. Shit works because guess what, people figured some things out before modern medicine came along within the past century.

vGrade_sl said:

Yet it works the same way for my child

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So does syrup you dolt

Swagdaddy_sl said:

I rustle my own jimmies the most often. I have a habit of recognizing a female from behind like very far away while driving, I then appreciate their rear end and as I pass and see them from the front they are like 15 or something.

Creeps myself the fuck out ~ THE SHAME

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That's most guys, blame nature.

ugly, fat, stumpy, annoying, bitches...just like Mimi in the Drew Carey show...unfortunately I had to work with two such bitches. I wouldn't care if they just sat there, being all creamy and disgusting, but NO!..."I'm going to be a complete bitch as well"...