Swagdaddy
There is a war going on over control of your mind
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Hulk(s) were all bad movies, I pray to god it doesnt get rebootedThor was a bad movie.
let it die
Hulk(s) were all bad movies, I pray to god it doesnt get rebootedThor was a bad movie.
Thanks, feminists. Positive discrimination is okay because...uh....equality of outcome. Time to take white people jobs and give it to blacks...to make more room for...equality of outcome!In what is believed to be an Australian first, female staff at Rice Warner Actuaries will be paid a higher rate of superannuation than their male colleagues
Pull in to gas station to grab some Red Bull.
American Inventor bitch in-front of me:
Galaxy S4
Gold Chain
Diamond Earrings
Diamond Ring
Keys to new Volvo 2013 SUV
Foodstamp card.
Thanks Obama.
I've just been traveling, around traveling around. I just want to see all fifty states and all the capitals so I can get the fuck out of this country and never come back. Fucking hate it here. Everybody's fucking robots, everywhere I go there's fucking robots. I swear to God. Have you been to Times Square lately? I scream at people. One one zero zero one one zero zero, cause they're fucking robots. I hate them. I cannot wait to get out of this fucking country. I just travel around, get drunk, get wasted and have a good fucking time. I do what the fuck I want. Go where the fuck I want. Living the life, living the dream.
About a month ago. I've gone three and a half months without a shower before. Doesn't bother me. Why would you have to buy body odor? You make it. I get really mad at people who yell at me on the bus. You know you fucking smell like a chemical you bought in the store. I smell like what? What God wanted me to smell like. If your God wanted me to smell like flowers under my armpits, fucking flower smell would come out of my armpits. No, this is the smell that comes out. The only reason you can smell it is you're so busy trying to cover it up. I don't smell these kids. Sometimes I smell them and like damn you must smell really bad if I can smell you.
Get out of the car, scream "Hail Satan!", put a finger in the butt of someone that might be your cousin, drop a deuce on the shitty food, uppercut your most hated relative, get back in the car and drive to a titty bar.Wall of whiny text
This is what i'd do. Keep the bottle in the car and spike your sweet tea. Also, since they're baptist, bring some music and start dancing. Or better yet, bring a guitar and claim to be a musician and play it. Even better if you can't actually play anything, it won't matter to them.So dont be a pussy and bring alcohol? Or will grandpappy bend you over his knee and give you a spanking still?
Nothing you fucking hillbilly. Go eat your meatloaf with ketchup and drink your sweet tea and listen to some Toby Keith and play horseshoes in your bare feet.What's wrong with meatloaf with ketchup?