Whats rustling your jimmies?
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Lasch
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That people fall for these things. (Honestly more comedy than jimmy rustling, but still insulting.)
Dearest Best Friend,
Greetings to you in the most wonderful name of God. I am Mrs. Helen Solomon, I am from Ethiopia,
Residence in South Africa, I am suffering from a long time cancer of the Lungs, which affected my
health so much, from all indication my conditions is really deteriorating and according to my doctors
he have advised me the danger of my health, this is because the cancer stage has Gotten to a very
bad stage. I was brought up from a motherless baby?s home, as I have no parents, married to my late
husband South African for twenty years without a child. Before his death we were both born again
Christians.
My husband was a successful rich farmer and a Gold and Diamond Dealer, whom was assassinated by
armed men plot by his family because of envy ness. Since the Death of my husband, my late husband
family has also sent so many times assassins to kill me because am not a South African with my
inherited properties and funds sum of $ 10.5 million Dollars, which was deposited with a Bank in
Overseas by my late Husband and made me The next of kin of the said fund.
Presently, this money is still with the bank and I need your assistance to help me transferring the
funds to your account in your country, so that you will help me to come over to your country and
have a new life depending my health stage, I will issue a letter of Nomination to the bank on my
Behalf because of my illness. Presently, I'm with my laptop writing you in a hospital where I have
been Undergoing treatment.
I have since lost my confident to stay in south Africa because of my security, that?s why I need your
sincerely assistance as a child of God to be able to resettle in your country and continue my treatment
with a good Doctor you will recommend to me in your country, and I we will use part of the money
for charity organization, orphanages and widows, motherless baby?s home where I come from and
you also will take 20% of the total money for your efforts and assistance. I want you as a God fearing
one to help me. I am not Afraid of Death hence I know where I am going, I know that I am going to be
in the Bosoms of the lord, Exodus 14 VS 14 says that the Lord will fight my case and I shall hold my
Peace. The Bible made us to understand that blessed is the hand that gives.
As soon as I receive your reply, I will give you the contact of the Bank and introduce you to my Doctor
who is helping me in the Hospital. Also issue a letter of Nomination with all information?s requested
to enable the bank open communication with you and finalize for the transfer to your account; I
request you send me as follows,1. Your real full names, 2. Your home address. 3. Your Identity
ID, 4. Your mobile phone and House phone number 5. You?re Occupation, to use and prepare the
Nomination letter to avoid any mistake. I shall wait at your prayerful reply
Yours in His Service.
Mrs. Helen Solomon.
Greetings to you in the most wonderful name of God. I am Mrs. Helen Solomon, I am from Ethiopia,
Residence in South Africa, I am suffering from a long time cancer of the Lungs, which affected my
health so much, from all indication my conditions is really deteriorating and according to my doctors
he have advised me the danger of my health, this is because the cancer stage has Gotten to a very
bad stage. I was brought up from a motherless baby?s home, as I have no parents, married to my late
husband South African for twenty years without a child. Before his death we were both born again
Christians.
My husband was a successful rich farmer and a Gold and Diamond Dealer, whom was assassinated by
armed men plot by his family because of envy ness. Since the Death of my husband, my late husband
family has also sent so many times assassins to kill me because am not a South African with my
inherited properties and funds sum of $ 10.5 million Dollars, which was deposited with a Bank in
Overseas by my late Husband and made me The next of kin of the said fund.
Presently, this money is still with the bank and I need your assistance to help me transferring the
funds to your account in your country, so that you will help me to come over to your country and
have a new life depending my health stage, I will issue a letter of Nomination to the bank on my
Behalf because of my illness. Presently, I'm with my laptop writing you in a hospital where I have
been Undergoing treatment.
I have since lost my confident to stay in south Africa because of my security, that?s why I need your
sincerely assistance as a child of God to be able to resettle in your country and continue my treatment
with a good Doctor you will recommend to me in your country, and I we will use part of the money
for charity organization, orphanages and widows, motherless baby?s home where I come from and
you also will take 20% of the total money for your efforts and assistance. I want you as a God fearing
one to help me. I am not Afraid of Death hence I know where I am going, I know that I am going to be
in the Bosoms of the lord, Exodus 14 VS 14 says that the Lord will fight my case and I shall hold my
Peace. The Bible made us to understand that blessed is the hand that gives.
As soon as I receive your reply, I will give you the contact of the Bank and introduce you to my Doctor
who is helping me in the Hospital. Also issue a letter of Nomination with all information?s requested
to enable the bank open communication with you and finalize for the transfer to your account; I
request you send me as follows,1. Your real full names, 2. Your home address. 3. Your Identity
ID, 4. Your mobile phone and House phone number 5. You?re Occupation, to use and prepare the
Nomination letter to avoid any mistake. I shall wait at your prayerful reply
Yours in His Service.
Mrs. Helen Solomon.
Azrayne
Irenicus did nothing wrong
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The fact that, when a woman drugs her husband and chops his penis off, everyone either giggles and makes snides jokes or immediately starts calling for leniency and sympathizing with her for all the horrible things thatmusthave happened to drive her to do it, despite the fact that there's no proof that the husband harmed her at all.
If the genders were reversed, if a man drugged his wife and mutilated her vagina, everyone would be screaming for blood without a second thought. When a man does something horrible, we assume that he's evil and the onus is on him to prove otherwise, when a woman does something horrible, we titter and say 'oh poor dear' and wonder which horrible man abused her until she was forced to it. We never wonder if maybe she isn't just evil and fucked in the head by default.
/rustle
If the genders were reversed, if a man drugged his wife and mutilated her vagina, everyone would be screaming for blood without a second thought. When a man does something horrible, we assume that he's evil and the onus is on him to prove otherwise, when a woman does something horrible, we titter and say 'oh poor dear' and wonder which horrible man abused her until she was forced to it. We never wonder if maybe she isn't just evil and fucked in the head by default.
/rustle
Azrayne
Irenicus did nothing wrong
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Why is he on the dole though? Iirc, it was a little more than that he cbf working. Hell, is there any unemployment program in America that actually pays enough for people to afford that kind of stuff? From what I remember reading about it, it's not even enough to pay for food and rent, let alone $500 speakers.
Lenas
Trump's Staff
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I think Sean shows an amazing amount of financial responsibility. He gets less than 9 grand a year and he manages to pay rent and afford food, plus somehow manage enough for a new tv, speakers and games? I make six times that amount and still feel like I'm struggling at times. We should force that mother fucker into public office to make a balanced budget. In five years we'd all be eating ramen but we'll also have Google Glass and every collectors edition game we want.
What rustles my jimmies is the screen/scene changes (whatever that shit is called) that TV commercials are flashing on my god damn TV. I've counted, or tried to count, as many as 12 scene changes per second in commercials lately. They think its hip to show as many fucking scenes as possible throughout their shit ass commercial. They think somehow that'll make me pay attention more? They're fucking raping my god damn eyes. I either look away or click channel recall.
TrollfaceDeux
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Does he qualify for medicaid as well? That will bump it up over 9k. Or does 9k include medicaid? Maybe not (SSI).
i got rustled by teenagers today. stealing my shit in groups. Wish there was a spanking law, so I get to legally spank their asses.
Big Phoenix
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I hate dealing with others and and a pretty big introvert, dont see me in the corner in the fetal position over the thought of irl social interaction.
Vinen
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You should post in the technology thread to join Deathwing and I in infraction land.
Well, the TV took 11 months to save up for so technically the speakers I'm looking at will be part of this next year of saving and will take 3-4 months to get. I don't dine out, drink, or frivolously spend money on impulse and save as much as I can towards buying quality things that will last me a long time. I know this is a hard set of concepts for most Americans here to grasp, but it works pretty well when you plan things out, do research, and know what you want while having a goal for it in mind.