Whats rustling your jimmies?

Mr_Bungle

Mr_Bungle

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When my cabinet decides to spontaneously fall apart as a dish is about to be grabbed and shatters everything except two plates and two bowls (silverware excluded). Time to get some paper plates for the meantime.
 
Hoss

Hoss

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I feel like an awful lot of people are handicapped because of how they drive. At least it appears that way when you're stuck behind them. And seriously, if you're handicapped because of a car accident you caused, they should take away your license when they hand you the placard.
 
Big Phoenix

Big Phoenix

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Drivers who swerve into my lane(without signaling of course) when coming up to a red light because my lane has 2-3 less cars in it than theirs. Also impatient fucks who are behind you when trying to make a left hand turn during heavy traffic.
 
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Wuyley_sl

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To everyone in this thread....

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Hoss

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Is it just me, or is the monkey on the left kinda hot?
 
Mures

Mures

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People who refuse to wear their seat belt, because they find it uncomfortable, despite their car literally beeping at them every 10s.
 
Sutekh

Sutekh

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Pull in to gas station to grab some Red Bull.

American Inventor bitch in-front of me:
Galaxy S4
Gold Chain
Diamond Earrings
Diamond Ring
Keys to new Volvo 2013 SUV

Foodstamp card.


Thanks Obama.
 
Swagdaddy

Swagdaddy

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How I am super fucking lazy and aware of it, yet seem powerless to change it.
 
Adebisi

Adebisi

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Swagdaddy_sl said:
How I am super fucking lazy and aware of it, yet seem powerless to change it.
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I am very motivated to become rich and successful.

My dream is to be so rich that I can badmouth celebrities right to their faces.

I want to rustle celebrity jimmies
 
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