Whats rustling your jimmies?

Vuuxo

Scaphism
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The market is retarded and people overspend to impress someone else. That’s why people wear Gucci, LV, and other garbage. It’s trying to give off the impression of money. I have no interest in wasting money, therefore it’s fucking stupid a wheel costs that much.
I guess that’s a jimmy rustle within a rustle.
Yeah! This is what the moon monkey's do around here. They own BMWs and Mercedes Benz but live in a shack with a fucked tin roof, no siding,yard is mostly dirt. Whenever I see one of THOSE people driving around like the cocksuckers they are, I automatically know they live in Section 8 housing.
 
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Kolohe
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Every Monday, someone at work picks up donuts for the office.

Our fat "office lady" is "watching her weight", but she wants to try all the donuts every week so she cuts a wedge out of every donut and takes them back to her desk. Shes been doing this for 10+ years.
 
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Siliconemelons

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Every Monday, someone at work picks up donuts for the office.

Our fat "office lady" is "watching her weight", but she wants to try all the donuts every week so she cuts a wedge out of every donut and takes them back to her desk. Shes been doing this for 10+ years.

How many different types of donuts are you constantly getting?!

You should know what donuts you like, just take the whole donut!

I am now rustled
 
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Fucker

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Every Monday, someone at work picks up donuts for the office.

Our fat "office lady" is "watching her weight", but she wants to try all the donuts every week so she cuts a wedge out of every donut and takes them back to her desk. Shes been doing this for 10+ years.
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