Whats rustling your jimmies?

Vuuxo

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The market is retarded and people overspend to impress someone else. That’s why people wear Gucci, LV, and other garbage. It’s trying to give off the impression of money. I have no interest in wasting money, therefore it’s fucking stupid a wheel costs that much.
I guess that’s a jimmy rustle within a rustle.
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Yeah! This is what the moon monkey's do around here. They own BMWs and Mercedes Benz but live in a shack with a fucked tin roof, no siding,yard is mostly dirt. Whenever I see one of THOSE people driving around like the cocksuckers they are, I automatically know they live in Section 8 housing.
 
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Every Monday, someone at work picks up donuts for the office.

Our fat "office lady" is "watching her weight", but she wants to try all the donuts every week so she cuts a wedge out of every donut and takes them back to her desk. Shes been doing this for 10+ years.
 
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Siliconemelons

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Bandwagon said:
Every Monday, someone at work picks up donuts for the office.

Our fat "office lady" is "watching her weight", but she wants to try all the donuts every week so she cuts a wedge out of every donut and takes them back to her desk. Shes been doing this for 10+ years.
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How many different types of donuts are you constantly getting?!

You should know what donuts you like, just take the whole donut!

I am now rustled
 
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Bandwagon said:
Every Monday, someone at work picks up donuts for the office.

Our fat "office lady" is "watching her weight", but she wants to try all the donuts every week so she cuts a wedge out of every donut and takes them back to her desk. Shes been doing this for 10+ years.
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Kajiimagi

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Wife calls all rustled, our doc appt for next week has been rescheduled. For me this makes twice. It's our PCP to go over labs (that I already have) so I don't really care but wife is in a tizzy.
She spent her lunch on hold never got anyone. I meet her at the docs in person. They say they can get me in today, cool. Ask for flu shot while I'm there and they say they do not have any yet !?!?!? As I'm getting all the info put in , they say hold on maybe not.
Wife is about to lose her mind. I asked for my DL & Insurance card back and left. Fuck 'em

Go to my pharmacy to get flu shot , they say hey you are old as fucking dirt you can get flu, pneumonia, RSV, shingles and covid.
I say no covid, no shingles gimmie the rest
Sit down for shot, here they come with .....shingles shot. NOPE
Then they say, RSV isn't covered.
What a shit show.
I think I got a flu and pneumonia shot, but at this point I may be pregnant. What a shit show.
 
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RobXIII

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Kajiimagi said:
Wife calls all rustled, our doc appt for next week has been rescheduled. For me this makes twice. It's our PCP to go over labs (that I already have) so I don't really care but wife is in a tizzy.
She spent her lunch on hold never got anyone. I meet her at the docs in person. They say they can get me in today, cool. Ask for flu shot while I'm there and they say they do not have any yet !?!?!? As I'm getting all the info put in , they say hold on maybe not.
Wife is about to lose her mind. I asked for my DL & Insurance card back and left. Fuck 'em

Go to my pharmacy to get flu shot , they say hey you are old as fucking dirt you can get flu, pneumonia, RSV, shingles and covid.
I say no covid, no shingles gimmie the rest
Sit down for shot, here they come with .....shingles shot. NOPE
Then they say, RSV isn't covered.
What a shit show.
I think I got a flu and pneumonia shot, but at this point I may be pregnant. What a shit show.
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