Getting asked every Monday how my weekend was, when every week I try to give a non-committal grunt or mumbled answer or a simple "okay" only to be asked again LOUDER something to the effect of "What? Just okay? Blah blah blah why okay?" Holy fuck get the hint I didn't go anywhere or do anything just like every other goddamn time you've asked. You remind me I'm miserable every week, thanks a lot.
At least I'm now able to deliver
"GOOD MORNING!"
without being asked to do it again because I wasn't convincingly enthusiastic enough. But my weekends suck, so either stop fucking asking or take "unngh" for an answer, please.