Whats rustling your jimmies?

Fat people that suck because they are fat - it's like Tobias and his hair implants

When you sit down to poop and you don't really pay attention to your penal orientation and some pee squirts out like between the front of the seat and the lid and gets on your pants. Gdi

yimmien_sl said:

When you sit down to poop and you don't really pay attention to your penal orientation and some pee squirts out like between the front of the seat and the lid and gets on your pants. Gdi

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I didn't realize this was the tiny dick thread.

Bunch of round bowlers up in here

yimmien_sl said:

Bunch of round bowlers up in here

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I can't stand round toilet bowls, but that's all they put in apartments. Oblong for life.

Edit: I wrecked my motorcycle in December, couldn't afford to pay the towing company to get it back to part it out, so they sold it at auction a month later. I found out today they put a lien against me for the towing charges, so I can't update the plates on my car. Now I have to go pay the towing company what I still can't afford to pay them just so I can keep my car legal, and I don't have a motorcycle anymore.

Small talk with people you can't stand but are forced to deal with at work. Like I give two shits about what you did over the holiday!

wantonsoup_sl said:

Small talk with people you can't stand but are forced to deal with at work. Like I give two shits about what you did over the holiday!

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People at work who don't have the balls to just say they don't want to talk, so they just sit/stand there being rude while you're trying to be friendly.

Working from home unrustled so many of my jimmies. Sweet, sweet solitude!

Uber Uberest_sl said:

Bro when they ask you how your weekend was give them every fucking detail, go on for 10's of minutes. Even shit that you wouldn't care about go on and on explaining it. That shit will stop real fast, and then one day you'll come here and someone will post

"People who think I care what they did over the weekend when I ask, they go on for literally 30 minutes and I was just trying to be nice."

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When people post things that will make me lose sleep. o.0.O.0.o.o.0.O.0.o.o.0.O.0.o.o.0.O.0.o.

Companies that ship shit signature required. It's a $40 item, it doesn't need a signature. Back to square one since the UPS driver can't get thru the gate to get on the property for a signature.

Borzak_sl said:

Companies that ship shit signature required. It's a $40 item, it doesn't need a signature. Back to square one since the UPS driver can't get thru the gate to get on the property for a signature.

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That shit was super annoying back when I went to work at 3 PM and FedEx always showed up some time after 3:30 and the nearest pickup facility was like 35 miles away.

It's annoying here becuase the UPS driver is too fucking stupid to lean to hit the button on the gate and it will open if I set it to open when I'm expecting a package or ring in the house and then I can let him in. He drives up and looks at the gate and then leaves. I have a box there to leave stuff in but it's hit or miss if they do, and they won't with signature required stuff. The FedEx guy doesn't have that problem.

I find it odd that courier / freight companies even bother going to residential addresses during regular work hours. I mean yes, there should be an option that you can click when you order something online, to say that someone will be home during business hours. But in most cases there's not going to be.

It's just a waste to have a driver go to a house in most cases.

They should do something like hold it at the main depot and send a msg to your phone or email to come pick it up. Or have a different shift of drivers who operate during the late afternoon / early evening and will deliver it, once you've sent a msg to say you'll be home and able to recieve for the next few hours.

This story I just oversaw about being against selfies at cycling events, and then showing videos of the cyclists knocking phones out of people's hands and shouldering/elbowing/hitting people as they fly by. You know what fuck you. How about we take baseball bats instead of cameras and take out some bikers as they fly by. FUCK /rustled
And nowhere in the story did it mention any lashback to the assaulters. It was all exclusively: don't take photos; it's dangerous.

trash adding to my line times because they want some free food and do so by causing a ruckus and a stir. So many times I wish I had a shotgun with the approval to use it..

I think the big issue (we are talking about the current Tour de France) is that morons are stepping out into the road into the path of the racers to take these selfies.

Fuck those idiots. It's interfering with the event.