Wicker (2026)

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Title: Wicker (2026)

Tagline: Marriage material.

Genre: Romance, Fantasy, Comedy

Director: Eleanor Wilson, Alex Huston Fischer

Cast: Olivia Colman, Alexander Skarsgård, Peter Dinklage, Elizabeth Debicki, Marli Siu, Nabhaan Rizwan, Richard E. Grant, Kiell Smith-Bynoe, Gustav Lindh, Ella Bruccoleri, Ben Ashenden, Emily Lloyd-Saini, Scott Alexander Young, Anders Grundberg

Release: 2026-10-21

Runtime: 105

Plot: A fisherwoman lives on the fringes of a seaside village; she is unmarried, stinky, and constantly teased. One day, sick of her stuffy, narrow-minded neighbors, she orders a wicker husband for herself.
 
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Are you fucking kidding me?






Oh wait sorry I don't want to jump to conclusions on how retarded the premise of this movie is before I watch it myself. Then I can provide an informed opinion on whether or not I found it entertaining to watch some middle aged ugly broad fuck a wicker basket.

However if I learned anything from past experience I'm sure the creators of this movie will preempt that by announcing "This movie isn't for you!!!" and they will be right.
 
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Gutterflesh said:
Are you fucking kidding me?






Oh wait sorry I don't want to jump to conclusions on how retarded the premise of this movie is before I watch it myself. Then I can provide an informed opinion on whether or not I found it entertaining to watch some middle aged ugly broad fuck a wicker basket.

However if I learned anything from past experience I'm sure the creators of this movie will preempt that by announcing "This movie isn't for you!!!" and they will be right.
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