Wicker (2026)

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Title: Wicker (2026)

Tagline: Marriage material.

Genre: Romance, Fantasy, Comedy

Director: Eleanor Wilson, Alex Huston Fischer

Cast: Olivia Colman, Alexander Skarsgård, Peter Dinklage, Elizabeth Debicki, Marli Siu, Nabhaan Rizwan, Richard E. Grant, Kiell Smith-Bynoe, Gustav Lindh, Ella Bruccoleri, Ben Ashenden, Emily Lloyd-Saini, Scott Alexander Young, Anders Grundberg

Release: 2026-10-21

Runtime: 105

Plot: A fisherwoman lives on the fringes of a seaside village; she is unmarried, stinky, and constantly teased. One day, sick of her stuffy, narrow-minded neighbors, she orders a wicker husband for herself.
 
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Are you fucking kidding me?






Oh wait sorry I don't want to jump to conclusions on how retarded the premise of this movie is before I watch it myself. Then I can provide an informed opinion on whether or not I found it entertaining to watch some middle aged ugly broad fuck a wicker basket.

However if I learned anything from past experience I'm sure the creators of this movie will preempt that by announcing "This movie isn't for you!!!" and they will be right.
 
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Gutterflesh said:
Are you fucking kidding me?






Oh wait sorry I don't want to jump to conclusions on how retarded the premise of this movie is before I watch it myself. Then I can provide an informed opinion on whether or not I found it entertaining to watch some middle aged ugly broad fuck a wicker basket.

However if I learned anything from past experience I'm sure the creators of this movie will preempt that by announcing "This movie isn't for you!!!" and they will be right.
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Lanx said:
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I've been married to a Japanese for 20 years and lived in Japan two separate times for a total of 2 years. I also lived in South Korea for almost six months, but that was during my military years so my cultural understanding of that place is limited to the buy me drinky bars and learning how to eat fried rice with chopsticks.

With all that real life experience I still don't fully understand WTF is going on over there.
 
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Came thinking this might be a Wickerman recycle. Leaving even more terrified.
 
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Gutterflesh said:
I've been married to a Japanese for 20 years and lived in Japan two separate times for a total of 2 years. I also lived in South Korea for almost six months, but that was during my military years so my cultural understanding of that place is limited to the buy me drinky bars and learning how to eat fried rice with chopsticks.

With all that real life experience I still don't fully understand WTF is going on over there.
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but since it's basically a hollow basket, you don't get hot hugging it to sleep

you sleep with it on a raised wooden slat bed
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so air passes thru you
 
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Chanur said:
Came thinking this might be a Wickerman recycle.
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Exactly my first thought, too. I was like, another one??
And then... wtf? Women talking shit about men "only wanting one thing", or how they're not "sexual objects", when they literally fantasize about fucking anything other than a human being, while we just want some nice REAL FEMALE tits or ass to play with, is such a wild goddamn reality to live in.
 
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