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goishen

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Ehh, don't worry, AI will fuckup Azure and the cloud. Or at least, for people running on Azure. People who are sane run Linux.
 
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spronk said:
and have paid a grand total of one penny for my sub.
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I will say it is gonna be weird once my sub ends. Not that I’ve used it much but I’ve had it like you since day one when we were rigging it for a dollar in like 2018 or whenever it started. I can’t believe it all comes crashing down in December of this year.
 
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Cybsled

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sukik said:
This is just one aspect of the sickness that plagues Microsoft. For years, it seems like they’ve had no goal beyond selling subscriptions to azure/cloud. Now it seems like their main focus is getting ai slop into every product. They do these things to the detriment of their other divisions and legacy products. I’m slowly giving up on anything Microsoft, because even when they do something cool or interesting, they either fuck it up or abandon it within a few years. They have no focus or long term effective leadership vision.
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Have you seen recent MS offerings? They're all AI integrated.
 
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Tholan

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The price tag will be insane if they want to be on par with a gaming pc. Also, can't wait to have Windows For Xbox
 
Utnayan

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Tholan said:
The price tag will be insane if they want to be on par with a gaming pc. Also, can't wait to have Windows For Xbox
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Steam Machine will destroy this unless MS drastically changes their subscription strategy.
 
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Noodleface

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Utnayan said:
Steam Machine will destroy this unless MS drastically changes their subscription strategy.
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You have not even seen microslops final form. It'll be some gay ass fag box that uses AI to stream absolute diarrhea from some AI server in some poor schlubs local pond.
 
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Utnayan

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Noodleface said:
You have not even seen microslops final form. It'll be some gay ass fag box that uses AI to stream absolute diarrhea from some AI server in some poor schlubs local pond.
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I love the fact I moved back 100% to PC. I was even thinking of getting another one - for the office and one for the game room and that way I do not have to move it around. Only takes 3 minutes though to unplug from my office, place it next to my 65" OLED, plug in HDMI to the OLED (ARC back to receiver) plug in my Nova Pro Wireless DAC and Wifi 7 Antenna, turn on the wireless keyboard/mouse and off to the races with an Xbox Wireless controller - laying back in the movie seating. 65" 4K ultra gaming 120 FPS.

It's pretty fucking epic how easy it is.
 
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Goatface

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Steam Machine will destroy this unless MS drastically changes their subscription strategy.
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Seems like steam machine will need to push release pass the ai chip grab to be competitive. I think they fail with the soldered on chip. Upgrading and repairability are the best features over a console.
Xbox could subsidize their shit to the nines. Require a couple years of game pass ultra mega plus in order to get the best price.
 
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Utnayan

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Goatface said:
Xbox could subsidize their shit to the nines. Require a couple years of game pass ultra mega plus in order to get the best price.
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That's the issue - their subscriptions and paywalls. Hell, they even paywalled End to End encrypted meetings in MS Teams and charge $10/user for Teams Premium. Just wait to see what they do here.
 
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spronk

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none of that frankly sounds believable but also how dumb microsoft is, it is possible

i do wonder if there is some pajeet banging going on here, wonder what the culture is about honor banging
 
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