You get one superpower

Choose a Super Power

  • Hear the inner monologue of anyone over the age of 70 (passive)

  • Pubic hair grows 5% faster on anyone you touch (passive)(max: 5 stacks)

  • Once per day, make any person you look at briefly think of their parents naked (active)

  • Your boogers are peanut brittle (passive)

  • Once a day, two fully charged AA batteries appear in your left pocket (if you have one) (passive)

  • You can sneeze 10-100 easter peeps at will (active)

  • You can make the last smoke alarm you touched go off by thinking about it (active)

  • Your farts always have an upward/inquisitive inflexion (passive)

  • Saying "FUS ROH DAH" 300x consecutively causes Bethesda to release a new version of Skyrim (active)

  • Your tears and semen turn into soy sauce as soon as they lose contact with your body (passive)

  • Every time you defecate, 25 of Bandwagon's taste buds transfer from his mouth to his asshole.

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Bandwagon

Bandwagon

Kolohe
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Did you know you can't create a new post directly in the Rickshaw?

Every January, 0.003% of humans on Earth are selected to have the opportunity to choose a superpower from a randomly generated list of superpowers. This January, you have been selected and these are your choices.

Choose wisely, and describe your 1-year and 5-year plans.
 
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Bandwagon

Bandwagon

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Tarrant said:
Batteries are pricy. I'll sell the extras.
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Fuck hustling for $2. I just think it's the most useful super power after the apocalypse. Or do Peeps provide enough nutrients to survive?
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Tarrant

Tarrant

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Bandwagon said:
Fuck hustling for $2. I just think it's the most useful super power after the apocalypse. Or do Peeps provide enough nutrients to survive?
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the two packs I buy are like $10 so I'll take it. Thats a free tank of gas a week.
 
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Izo

Izo

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I outsource most of my army of battery producing clones' magically appearing AA's to Tesla, quickly becoming the worlds numero uno power cell kingpin. The remaining AA's go Kernkraft 400 Vibrator which I SHOVE UP YOUR ARSE, Bandwagon Bandwagon
 
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Chukzombi

Chukzombi

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i picked the parent naked thing because that means i possess mind control.
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so while i make people think about naked parents i can also make them empty bank vaults of riches into my car and i drive the fuck off giggling.
 
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fred sanford

fred sanford

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If I could jizz soy sauce I’d go to Asia and be hailed as a mystical god. Elites would pay to have my magic semen soy sauce sprayed into their food.
 
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chthonic-anemos

chthonic-anemos

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easter peeps dragon breath so that I can underbid china on building dams and bridges
 
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Deathwing

Deathwing

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joz123 said:
This looks like a poll Folder would make.

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Anonymous users on the internet give you helpful home maintenance advice but you post like an autistic retard otherwise.

You being Folder, not you joz.
 
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Roddsgto

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I would make someone think of naked parents. Film it with voiceovers, and have my own reaction reality show.
 
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