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Aaron

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Hello friends! I would just like to let you all know that I am still a poor and unlucky slob like the rest of you, and that I totally did not win a stupid amount of money on a recent trip to South Carolina.

On a totally different note, I have just realised I had some old bit coins on an old hard drive I just found. I also just decided to cut all connections to friends and family and move to Estonia. Been nice knowing ya all!
 
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Soygen

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Aaron said:
Hello friends! I would just like to let you all know that I am still a poor and unlucky slob like the rest of you, and that I totally did not win a stupid amount of money on a recent trip to South Carolina.

On a totally different note, I have just realised I had some old bit coins on an old hard drive I just found. I also just decided to cut all connections to friends and family and move to Estonia. Been nice knowing ya all!
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Oh, you fucked up. You're supposed to create a trust, then create a forum account under the trust's name and then post under the trust account.
 
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BrutulTM

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Can anyone recommend a trusted trust? I just don't know who I can trust.
 
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a c i d.f l y

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Ossoi said:
You could just read all my posts in the weight loss thread for free
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I've been lifting weights for 20 years. I know how to do all that shit, I just got tired of always having a mental plan, or planning routines. I like the exercise part. Not the planning. Same with diet, and having someone cook for me would be awesome.
 
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Punko

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Fund the development of a virus that kills everything that isn't strictly male or female.

Invite & fund people to come live in my communist nation, before I close the borders and let them starve. Bet I could recoup a lot of the expenses by setting up a reality show on it.

Start a program to allow vegans to begin colonizing Mars, shooting them straight into the sun and delivering fake reports.
 
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Aaron

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/typing in a thick Slavic accent:

Hello! My name is Vla...Aaron. I am back from Estonia. I just want to let you all know that I totally was not murdered by the Estonian Mafia, all my non-existent lottery billions stolen, my body dumped in a cold-war era radioactive waste dump, and an Estonian Mobster taken my identity. If anyone tells you that they are a Russian agent!

Now where can I find the Vodka, borscht and the easy American girls?
 
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Ossoi

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Punko said:
Fund the development of a virus that kills everything that isn't strictly male or female.

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The correct answer would be to fund research into endocrine disruptors in environment and effects on the foetus
 
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TJT

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I still think my expensive condo isolation plan is solid. If the staff of that place doesn't keep the riffraff from getting to your door just hire private security I guess.

I know having the double blind trust and whatnot is the smart way to do it and all. But luckily I don't have many relatives so at least those people wouldn't come hunt me for money. If i started getting mail from every manjack asking for money jokes on them because I wouldn't read it. I would dislike all the emails I would most likely get though.

As long as get the mountain man look and nobody sees me for a few months I think i could safely do whatever without people realizing who I am.

When it comes to the lottery the whole, "gotta make more money out of it and keep it going for generations." That shit I don't care about. I doubt I could spend even 50M of it even if I did everything I wanted to do. I'd only trust it up to prevent my future kids from being faggots to eachother and fighting over it like so many families do.
 
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Punko

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You must lack imagination.

I'd buy Nigeria from their prince. A lot of his people have been reaching out to me, so he seems like someone I should contact.
 
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Mist

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I'd find a way to be just as miserable as I already am.
 
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Soygen

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Mist said:
I'd find a way to be just as miserable as I already am.
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You could hang yourself with a diamond-encrusted rope(then leave the rest to me....er my trust).
 
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Couldn't see a way to spend $50m? I could do that in one purchase.

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