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If all the boring stuff is handled like speaking to a lawyer, hiring an accounting firm and then another to do audits on the first, and of course keeping it all secret.

I'd build my dream house. Nothing huge, but something with a really large pool--something I could realistically afford now but wouldn't be wise for me to buy. I'd set up my funds to pay out profits on investments and figure out with what I could do with that 'for fun'--might invest in some whacky projects or venture capital stuff, I'd go in expecting to lose it all but I would try to find projects that deserved a worthwhile chance, and which were run by guys who really busted their ass for their dream. I've also always wanted to travel extensively, so I'd do that.

Otherwise, the only really cool thing I've always wished I had enough to do is eat out often and tip the wait staff you see busting their asses really well, like a couple thousand dollars. Or do the secret Santa thing where I'd pay for random people's orders in line. Really enjoy the idea of making someone's day who is in that bracket of working hard but still struggling. I think I could have a lot of fun, for a long time with that (And would always try to keep it anonymous or it would ruin it...nothing worse than being asked to do it.)
Making me feel bad. But I would definitely do something like this. Wouldn't donate to charity, though creating my own would be easy. That's a deep dive thing where you probably wouldn't realize how deep the hole was until you were that invested in it. Like investing in cancer research. Twenty million. Two hundred million. They could take everything and only net better care for terminal patients. Though if a critical discovery was made, it'd be worth it. But from a high level, dunno if the world really needs more people. Might be better spent on renewable energy, atmospheric renewal, nature preservation, Mars transport, asteroid defense, I dunno. How deep into human preservation can you stick your dick into something...
 
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Zapatta

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The fact not a single person here said, hire 4 different martial arts masters, train 16 hrs a day for 5 yrs and then become a vigilante crime fighter, has made me kinda sad about our world.
 
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Gavinmad

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Im not gonna go back and search the thread, but I hope someone's answer was 'negotiate a tax-exemption with the government in exchange for using the money to fund a section of the wall'
 
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Enzee

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Dollar for dollar I feel like Eastern European thots is the best bang for your buck.
uhh hell yea they probably are. Depending on your tastes, maybe some asian countries (thailand, cambodia, etc..) would give em a run for their money. Basically, any poor country with a robust sex trade and/or porn industry. You'll find 9s and 10s that will volunteer to be your slave for a few grand.
 
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Aaron

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I'd buy a lot of farm land in a good Eastern European country. Hire farmers to make a wide variety of organic, free range livestock and crops. I'd build a large house out of natural materials to minimise exposure to harmful chemicals. And only buy and wear cloths from natural, non-chemically treated materials.

All of the above would help me to maximise my life expectancy, but it would be all for naughty since I would probably die within two years from some combination of STDs, drug induced violence, or an Eastern European Mafia hit squad due to the endless amount of Eastern European Thot/hooker poontang I would be endlessly plowing. It would still be worth it.
 
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wamphyr

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I'd buy a lot of farm land in a good Eastern European country. Hire farmers to make a wide variety of organic, free range livestock and crops. I'd build a large house out of natural materials to minimise exposure to harmful chemicals. And only buy and wear cloths from natural, non-chemically treated materials.

Unpolluted land and organic free range crops are hard to find in Eastern Europe. Maybe near the Ural mountains in Russia. In Eastern Europe, the land is worked by ”modern farmers”, the vast majority of plant seeds are bought from the West, the chemicals are bought from the West. There is less organic agriculture here than in the West. Even if the owner of the land is a small farmer, he still buys genetically modified seeds and pesticides from the West, because the West won at capitalism.

Apropos of nothing, is it possible for a foreign tourist to win the big lottery in USA ?
 
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Kaige

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Apparently there's only one winning ticket, and it was sold in South Carolina. I'm betting its probably an old woman, they usually win that shit.
 
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Soygen

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1 ticket won. That's insane with this large of a jackpot. I sure hope they are smart, for their sake.
 
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I cannot believe that flight I took to South Carolina to buy a mega millions at the cum and go paid off!
 
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BrutulTM

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I would build a giant shop, like 250' x 250'. Woodworking in one corner, welding/blacksmithing in one corner, machining in one corner, and auto mechanics in one corner, with every tool imaginable, CNC shit etc. Then I would hire a guy who knows how to do all that shit and we would just hang out in there and build whatever stupid shit I thought of to build.
 
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