You know you're getting old when.....

Goatface

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live across a river from our town's park, has football field, 2 little league baseball field and what used to be 2 full tennis courts plus half court with 20' wall. tennis courts would rarely get used, maybe once a week would hear someone playing against the wall. last year, they turned it into 4 pickleball courts and a 3/4 basketball court. this summer, they added another 2 pickleball courts, plus there are 2 extra nets so they can take over the basketball court. almost every night can hear people playing till they turn the lights off. walked by the courts 100's of times and think i have seen maybe 5 people that appeared good at it. half the people just stand there and swat at the ball like it was a fly. what is really strange, maybe seen 2-3 couples that were older than 50.
 

Koushirou

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I'm still confused as to what the fuck pickleball is and why it came out of nowhere and why the fuck is it absolutely everywhere now.
 

Hoss

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I'm still confused as to what the fuck pickleball is and why it came out of nowhere and why the fuck is it absolutely everywhere now.
Simpsons made it famous

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Burren

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But then you have to get up and wizz like 8 times to where you wife and even the dogs are getting sick of your getting up. Seriously I look at a glass of water before I go to bed and I end up getting up four times at night
See the urologist
 
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