You know you're getting old when.....

Aldarion

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Having to shave my nose and ears
They told me hair would grow in funny places when I got older, they just didnt say how fast it would grow

I swear its like I've finished trimming the second ear and the hair on the first ear has already grown back
 
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Cad

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They told me hair would grow in funny places when I got older, they just didnt say how fast it would grow

I swear its like I've finished trimming the second ear and the hair on the first ear has already grown back
If you pluck the nose hairs they don't come back nearly as fast. I'm not at the ear hair stage yet.
 

Arbitrary

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I'm not at the ear hair stage yet.

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I'm going to end up with crazy old man eyebrows. They're already threatening to go full caterpillar if I don't maintain plucks.
 

Denamian

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I'm going to end up with crazy old man eyebrows. They're already threatening to go full caterpillar if I don't maintain plucks.

A few months ago, I had my hair cut by someone other than my usual barber for the first time in almost 40 years. She offered to trim my eyebrows and I decided fuck it, why not? Yeah, they look better, but I'm almost to the point where I want the crazy old man eyebrows. I think they're a good sign for others that I no longer give any fucks.
 
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Goatface

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can not find kit for sale in the us, it is £16.99 there. seen it done with a cotton ball and running alcohol. want to try it, but afraid will set my beard on fire.
 

Lambourne

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Been trimming my eyebrows since i was 15 or so, I go full on Bert if I don't. Upside is I got a full head of hair in my late 40s


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Goatface

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my eyebrows have lost about 75% of the hairs i once had and some of those left will double in length seemingly overnight randomly
 
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Izo

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Man I'm getting the crazy Thufir Hawat eyebrows and nose hair that won't stop growing. Once I hit 50 some weird hair growth switch was flipped.

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My thai hairdresser doesn't even ask any more. She trims my brows and razors my neck and shoulders. Lanx Lanx is this because she likes my body or because asian women hate western male bodyhair? I'm a viking, not a ladyboy. She says I have great, thick hair on my scalp anyway.
 
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Lanx

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My thai hairdresser doesn't even ask any more. She trims my brows and razors my neck and shoulders. Lanx Lanx is this because she likes my body or because asian women hate western male bodyhair? I'm a viking, not a ladyboy. She says I have great, thick hair on my scalp anyway.
jesus christ, the fucking shoulders?
 
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Izo

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jesus christ, the fucking shoulders?
I'm not gorilla like. It's a few patches. I don't care. Thai lady seems to think it's super important to get smooth shoulders. Mrs. Izo doesn't give a hoot either way. Must be an Asian thing, hence me asking.
 

Lanx

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I'm not gorilla like. It's a few patches. I don't care. Thai lady seems to think it's super important to get smooth shoulders. Mrs. Izo doesn't give a hoot either way. Must be an Asian thing, hence me asking.
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it's just not natural
 
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Burren

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So, I’ll say it again; laser hair removal for ears, eye brows, etc. unless you are blonde, it is the only solution.
 
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Lanx

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I'm not gorilla like. It's a few patches. I don't care. Thai lady seems to think it's super important to get smooth shoulders. Mrs. Izo doesn't give a hoot either way. Must be an Asian thing, hence me asking.
actually wtf

do you wear a tanktop to get your haircut? how does she even see the hair unless it's crawling out of the peaks and valleys of your collarbone?
 

Arbitrary

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actually wtf

do you wear a tanktop to get your haircut? how does she even see the hair unless it's crawling out of the peaks and valleys of your collarbone?

How it goes is the lady pulls down the back of your shirt a little bit while finishing up your cut. You know, to shave the bit of hair she sees sticking out. Finishing work. Next thing she knows she's in Narnia.
 
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