You know you're getting old when.....

Do you think that's due to a realization of your own mortality?

Chick asked to meet for "drinks", I really just wanted to relax and watch football instead.

If you told me 5 years ago I'd turn down sex to literally sit on the couch and do nothing, I'd slap you.

Sutekh_sl said:

Chick asked to meet for "drinks", I really just wanted to relax and watch football instead.

If you told me 5 years ago I'd turn down sex to literally sit on the couch and do nothing, I'd slap you.

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Oh dude, Netflix and chill has really meant Netflix and chill for my wife and I since just after we were dating. No complaints.

Porkchop_sl said:

When you're the only one in the office who saw most of the star wars movies in the theater.

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Try a drive-in theater..one where you had to hang this big clunky metal speaker housing over the side window (mono, not stereo) to listen to the audio. And of course the movie couldn't start until it was dark so start times were listed at "when it gets dark".

Father would take us to the drive-in in the old International Harvester truck, pulling in backwards to the parking space. We'd hope into the bed of the truck and sit on the bean-bag chairs we brought along. When it was cold, we'd all have thick blankets for warmth. Hell, there was even a playground down in front below the screen.

When the best plans are canceled plans.

zippitydoda_sl said:

When the best plans are canceled plans.

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When you post something you literally posted a few days ago in the very same thread.

Heylel_sl said:

Oh dude, Netflix and chill has really meant Netflix and chill for my wife and I since just after we were dating. No complaints.

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Netflix, fuck, and chill is far superior.

Sterling_sl said:

When you post something you literally posted a few days ago in the very same thread.

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When I am my own repost. (This was caused by oldness + recreational MJ)

When people starting new jobs at your place of employment weren't even born when you started there

When you realise the kids who will start college next year were born in 1998. We are only 2 years away from kids born in 2000 being in college.

When you can hide your own Easter eggs

You stole that line from a siriusxm promo.

lurkingdirk_sl said:

When you realise the kids who will start college next year were born in 1998. We are only 2 years away from kids born in 2000 being in college.

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Kids born in 2000 are currently driving on our roads. They almost all have learners permits at this point

Most of these things are not indicators of getting older as the thread title suggests. You are old. Fucks sake, we were getting old playing EQ. Now we are paying tuitions and yelling at other people to get off their fucking phones while I'm trying to drive behind them.