You know you're getting old when.....

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I was in the waiting room for a doctor appointment today. As I'm sitting there, a guy comes in, he talks to the reception staff a little and brings in a bundle of small newspaper type things ( he's like the local guy who distributes these things )

He sees me and hands me one, it's a monthly free newspaper thing for over 50's. It was called something like'Over Fifties'the front cover even had an ad for a denture clinic.

Good thing was that the lady sitting next to me saw this and said out loud "I think he's a bit young for that"

I actually still gave it a read through, as I don't want to touch any of the magazines etc there, as you've got no idea who handled it last and what germs is on it. I knew this was clean.

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Side point: There was a puzzle page. And there was a quiz on capital cities for various countries. I got them all except one - Honduras

The capital city of Honduras is: Tegucigalpa

Say what now??

I had to look that up again as I couldn't remember the exact spelling .

I couldn't remember the word for garbage disposal yesterday. I called it a sink processor.

Unidin_sl said:

I couldn't remember the word for garbage disposal yesterday. I called it a sink processor.

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grey water macerator, lol

Unidin_sl said:

I couldn't remember the word for garbage disposal yesterday. I called it a sink processor.

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If you were really getting old you would have called it a radio

....when your the oldest person alive in the world!

This woman is the only person left born in the 1800s



The death of 116-year-old Susannah Mushatt Jones in New York City on Thursday leaves just one person on Earth who was alive in the 1800s.

Born about a month before 1900 began and when England's Queen Victoria was still on the throne, Emma Morano is now the oldest living person. Incredibly, she still lives on her own in northern Italy.

My daughters friends giggle when I say that I taped something.

Found out I have polycystic kidney disease this weekend. Video will not be fun for you to watch. I do not recommend. 0/10

Turned 40 Monday.

Today my back hurt all day for no reason other than however I rolled over in my sleep.

I can't even blame my bed because I flipped the mattress like a week ago and its felt awesome the rest of the time.

zippitydoda_sl said:

Found out I have polycystic kidney disease this weekend. Video will not be fun for you to watch. I do not recommend. 0/10

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a_skeleton_03 has that

Not even 30 yet, but listening to a classic rock station and hearing a fucking Green Day song come on makes me feel pretty old.

cant wait to listen to nickelback on classic rock stations

When you're the only person you know that doesn't play Pokemon Go.

When you say "necking".

When you're getting called old by borzak

Hoss_sl said:

I know you're as old as I am. You know what it means.

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I know what it means only because my grandmother uses that term, but she's 95.

I've never heard anyone use that term that I wouldn't say is "old".