You know you're getting old when.....

Gamma Rays

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When all the porn stars you fapped to in college are either dead, retired, or have kids.
And sometimes you see one of the old pictures from the early days of internet porn. And with the growth of screen resolution size, the old 'picture' is now the size of a credit card on the modern screen.
 

Royal

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When all the porn stars you fapped to in college are either dead, retired, or have kids.
Some small consolation in that the shelf life of your average porn star was much shorter back in the 80's than it is today. There were a lot fewer of them and they got a lot of run while it was their time, but they seemed to die from drug OD's with the same frequency as musicians, which is to say constantly.

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True. "Teens" in porn are like 20-25 and MILFS are like 25+. There's a pretty small gap between the two at times.
That's why I enjoy the mother daughter porn. Mommy is in her late 20's, daughter is in her hearly 20's. Actually, I think the official cutoff is once you've had a bad boob job, you're a milf.
 

Aaron

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When all the porn stars you fapped to in college are either dead, retired, or have kids.
...or you find out that some of them are still active and still look hot, so you go back to their early stuff and you feel like a pedo.
 

Kreugen

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Finding their pre-boob job work is often disappointing and somewhat disturbing.

Sure, sometimes you go "why the fuck did that twat ruin those titties" but often its "uhh.. I wish she left a landing strip or something down there so she didn't look like a 12 year old eunuch"
 

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When Spotify's ThrowBackThursdays has a description of "Enjoy these classics of 20 years ago", and fucking mmmbop starts playing, and somehow you love it, before reading the description again...
 

Aaron

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you remember godzilla as awesome and your son tells you it is just some sweaty bored actor in a rubber suit
After all the porn discussion here I misread that as Thumbzilla and had flashbacks of going there before I had a good enough internet connection for video. I'll never forget the picture of an eagle shedding a huge tear in the colours of the American flag that they posted on their site after September 11th. I was like "I'm here to jerk it to nekked bitches and you're reminding me of death and terrorism. Cockblock!"
 

Adebisi

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when the mosh pit seems more like an obnoxious testosterone bro-down than a fun way to enjoy a show.
 

Adebisi

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What is wrong with me? I just went to wash my hands and instead grabbed the toothpaste tube and squeezed toothpaste into my hands.
I don't have a squeeze bottle of hand soap to say I mistook the two. I did this quite casually. It's like I watched myself in slow motion doing it.
how could this happen? I'm very concerned.
 

Aaron

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Maybe you just have a newly developed toothpaste fetish?
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when you remember that any drop down menu concerning countries the USA was always on top , fuck that scrolling all the way down shit

when you enter year of birth and didn't have to scroll way the fuck down the menu to find it

when you do the math and realize it is cheaper to have some basic household stuff delivered by amazon or eBay than run to the store , then you go fuck it 72 cents is 72 cents and click confirm order
hey 72 cents with of ethanol free gas will get me back and forth to work for a week )