You know you're getting old when.....

elcaro1101

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The look the high schooler gave me when they scanned my case of chocolate Ensure and right after the jar of orange Metamucil.
 
Axlrose

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I opened this thread into a separate tab and three months later, I am now getting around to posting... (and not have read the whole thing yet - some day!)
 
zippitydoda

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You watch fondly as a kid runs the entire length of the neighborhood to get his friend and they both run back to the original house, and say "Wish they could bottle that shit".
 
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When Playboy decides it's time to stop printing nude photos of women.
 
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Aaron

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A generation from now no-one will understand the joke that someone buys Playboy only for the articles... It's a sad day my brothers!
 
Gamma Rays

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When you can clearly remember the excitement when you heard the news that that new hot singer chick Madonna had some nude photos printed in Playboy.

edit: old and good memory ( well for the important stuff )
 
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I always read playboy for the dirty jokes and cartoons. I hope they don't clean up either of those.

Also, dumb decision. I keep hoping that the phrase 'fully nude' is being used because they will still show titties.
 
Hoss

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I thought ball was a typo. WTF is ball pain? Does he mean one of his nuts hurts? That doesn't make sense because why would gas cause your nuts to hurt?
 
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I've had ball pain before and it freaked me out and I went to get checked for it. Turns out I have a varicocele where your nutsack veins are enlarged.

Now as to ball pain and gas.....no idea how those would be related.
 
Soygen

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Hoss_sl said:
I thought ball was a typo. WTF is ball pain? Does he mean one of his nuts hurts? That doesn't make sense because why would gas cause your nuts to hurt?
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Not pain directly in your balls, but have you ever been hit in the nuts? You know that dull pain in the groin/stomach area that proceeds the initial hit? That's the kind of pain you get when a kidney stone is making its way through your kidneys and into your bladder.
 
Haus

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Gamma Rays_sl said:
When you can clearly remember the excitement when you heard the news that that new hot singer chick Madonna had some nude photos printed in Playboy.

edit: old and good memory ( well for the important stuff )
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Or when you remember when it was a big deal that Vanessa Williams was in Playboy and the pics were actually pretty hot. (including mild bondage gear.)
 
iannis

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Gamma Rays_sl said:
When you can clearly remember the excitement when you heard the news that that new hot singer chick Madonna had some nude photos printed in Playboy.

edit: old and good memory ( well for the important stuff )
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It was Vanna White in Playboy. Madonna was raunchy, she was in Penthouse I think.

Maybe they were both in playboy. All I remember is that vanna has some massive god damn titties.
 
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