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That's what these are for. Just make sure you have 2 or more in case you drop your grabber. I initially got one to pick up brass at the range. But I found myself constantly getting it to pick up some shit that fell slightly under a table or chair. So now I have at least 5.

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Ride through suburb of where you grew up. Stop at 5 way stop with lights, lanes everywhere. I wasn't driving. Say shit like "In high shool on my 15th birthday I took my drivers license test right here when it was a blinking yellow and blinking red. Came here because it was so quiet.

40 years ago, I'm old. They moved the DMV I can't imagine going through that shit as a new driver.
 
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Ride through suburb of where you grew up. Stop at 5 way stop with lights, lanes everywhere. I wasn't driving. Say shit like "In high shool on my 15th birthday I took my drivers license test right here when it was a blinking yellow and blinking red. Came here because it was so quiet.

40 years ago, I'm old. They moved the DMV I can't imagine going through that shit as a new driver.
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I'm so old that after I got my license, they did away with the road test requirement, and have brought it back again since then.


Edit to add: I was originally going to respond that Tx doesn't require a road test anymore, but I decided to double check first. That's when I found out it was reinstated.
 
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I'm so old that after I got my license, they did away with the road test requirement, and have brought it back again since then.


Edit to add: I was originally going to respond that Tx doesn't require a road test anymore, but I decided to double check first. That's when I found out it was reinstated.
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Doesn’t seem like anyone takes that test though. Crap drivers outnumber good ones by a scary amount.
 
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Doesn’t seem like anyone takes that test though. Crap drivers outnumber good ones by a scary amount.
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Yeah well, apparently if you're over 25 you don't have to do it. I'm sure most of the bad drivers are adult immigrants.
 
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Yeah well, apparently if you're over 25 you don't have to do it. I'm sure most of the bad drivers are adult immigrants.
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When we moved to Alaska and got licenses there, the wifey failed her written test 4 times. Like yeah there's bullshit 'how many points' questions, but just read the tiny booklet.

/foreshadowing
 
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When we moved to Alaska and got licenses there, the wifey failed her written test 4 times. Like yeah there's bullshit 'how many points' questions, but just read the tiny booklet.

/foreshadowing
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Oh shit, that's right. Car Wreck.
 
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Hoss said:
I'm so old that after I got my license, they did away with the road test requirement, and have brought it back again since then.


Edit to add: I was originally going to respond that Tx doesn't require a road test anymore, but I decided to double check first. That's when I found out it was reinstated.
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A while back I had an issue. My license had expired, but I was super busy with work and other nonsense so I didn't even think about it. It was expired long enough I had to go retake the damn drivers test.

I go take the stupid classroom test portion, realized you just need to pick the most conservative answer for every question. Then it was time for the driving test. I go get in the car, the woman comes out to do the test. She has me pull out onto an adjacent street, go through a traffic light, make a left hand turn, drive around a residential block and back to the DMV. Pulling up I ask, "Now, where do I do the parallel parking part?"

She looked at my like I'd opened my mouth and something funny had jumped out.

"We have some cones in back if you really want to, but we haven't required that in a long time...."
 
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A while back I had an issue. My license had expired, but I was super busy with work and other nonsense so I didn't even think about it. It was expired long enough I had to go retake the damn drivers test.

I go take the stupid classroom test portion, realized you just need to pick the most conservative answer for every question. Then it was time for the driving test. I go get in the car, the woman comes out to do the test. She has me pull out onto an adjacent street, go through a traffic light, make a left hand turn, drive around a residential block and back to the DMV. Pulling up I ask, "Now, where do I do the parallel parking part?"

She looked at my like I'd opened my mouth and something funny had jumped out.

"We have some cones in back if you really want to, but we haven't required that in a long time...."
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Both my kids took the driving test and both of them had to do parallel parking in Texas/DFW.

What to Expect from the Texas Road Test | Texas Driving School

Discover what to expect on the Texas driving test, such as vehicle inspection, driving maneuvers and more, with our guide.
www.texasdrivingschool.com www.texasdrivingschool.com

This says parallel parking is still on the test.
 
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Both my kids took the driving test and both of them had to do parallel parking in Texas/DFW.

What to Expect from the Texas Road Test | Texas Driving School

Discover what to expect on the Texas driving test, such as vehicle inspection, driving maneuvers and more, with our guide.
www.texasdrivingschool.com www.texasdrivingschool.com

This says parallel parking is still on the test.
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Guess either I was lucky, or that changed back less than 10 years ago... Maybe the girl giving the test was just blinded by my charm. I just found it odd. Or she realized putting a guy in his 40's who had obviously been driving his whole life through the test was nonsense.
 
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I didn't have to parallel park on my test in texas. I avoided parallel parking like the plague because of it.

Then I went to europe and quickly learned how to master it. I feel like these cameras now adays are cheating.
 
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I didn't have to parallel park on my test in texas. I avoided parallel parking like the plague because of it.

Then I went to europe and quickly learned how to master it. I feel like these cameras now adays are cheating.
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Cameras? I literally have a button...
 
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