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Having to go through school again with a child's perception of time sounds like torture. EVERYTHING TAKES FOREVER. Just an hour in the car is an eternity.

I get wanting to be able to walk without a limp and have all your teeth back though.
 

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Having to go through school again with a child's perception of time sounds like torture. EVERYTHING TAKES FOREVER. Just an hour in the car is an eternity.

I get wanting to be able to walk without a limp and have all your teeth back though.
There was a TV show with that premise sort of. Full grown dude found himself back in his teenage body back in jr high doing it all over again with all of his memories. Can't remember the name. It was similar to Wonder Years except for the kid having full knowledge of what was going to happen. It always fascinated me.


also, a thing I saw recently

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There was a TV show with that premise sort of. Full grown dude found himself back in his teenage body back in jr high doing it all over again with all of his memories. Can't remember the name. It was similar to Wonder Years except for the kid having full knowledge of what was going to happen. It always fascinated me.


also, a thing I saw recently

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I have 2 tee shirts that say ' My favorite childhood memory is my back not hurting! '

I wear one every time I go to my pain management doc.
 
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There was a TV show with that premise sort of. Full grown dude found himself back in his teenage body back in jr high doing it all over again with all of his memories. Can't remember the name. It was similar to Wonder Years except for the kid having full knowledge of what was going to happen. It always fascinated me.


also, a thing I saw recently

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I've had conversations with friends about this exact scenario, particularly with that one anime where the pervert gets reborn in another world as a baby. In the show you described, how do you reconcile being significantly older than all the girls mentally, but having a body the same age? Like, wouldn't you be the biggest pedo if you started using your adult wiles to bang all these junior high and high school girls? Unless you find one of these psycho teachers, you're stuck with girls your age and the hormones of a teenager, but you know exactly what you are doing too. I'm not saying I'd be strong enough not to do it, but it just skeeves me out even thinking about it, now that I look at girls that age as children.
 

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I've had conversations with friends about this exact scenario, particularly with that one anime where the pervert gets reborn in another world as a baby. In the show you described, how do you reconcile being significantly older than all the girls mentally, but having a body the same age? Like, wouldn't you be the biggest pedo if you started using your adult wiles to bang all these junior high and high school girls? Unless you find one of these psycho teachers, you're stuck with girls your age and the hormones of a teenager, but you know exactly what you are doing too. I'm not saying I'd be strong enough not to do it, but it just skeeves me out even thinking about it, now that I look at girls that age as children.

That has definitely come up. First thing is that this show was on when I was in HS. So my first thought was actually that I'd be pulling so much high school pussy I'd need a snorkel. Current me is aware that I'm still a loser and probably wouldn't actually get much, if any, even if I made it my life's goal. Second thing is sometime in my 30's I lost my tolerance for teenage girls. I wouldn't expect to be very attracted to them. Though you bring up a good point about the hormones. I might be gunning for teachers. I've always had a thing for cougars. and I can think of a few teachers that tripped my trigger... It is definitely a grey area. I don't remember how the show dealt with that. It was on network TV so I doubt they had any sex.

My thoughts are more on things like if I could start football again with my current knowledge, or choose to study something different in school. I don't have a good enough memory to be able to make bets that would set me up, but I could sure as fuck get in on the ground floor of bitcoin.
 
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I've had conversations with friends about this exact scenario, particularly with that one anime where the pervert gets reborn in another world as a baby. In the show you described, how do you reconcile being significantly older than all the girls mentally, but having a body the same age? Like, wouldn't you be the biggest pedo if you started using your adult wiles to bang all these junior high and high school girls? Unless you find one of these psycho teachers, you're stuck with girls your age and the hormones of a teenager, but you know exactly what you are doing too. I'm not saying I'd be strong enough not to do it, but it just skeeves me out even thinking about it, now that I look at girls that age as children.
Not rationalizing banging young chicks here, but the damage you'd be doing to them if you were 40 and banging 16 year olds is warping their perception of what relationships are supposed to be and essentially giving them daddy issues/traumatizing them when they don't know how to handle it.

If you yourself are in a young body but you are just unusually skilled/capable, she doesn't think you're a 40 year old man, doesn't have the same psychological response to that (daddy issues/perpetuating daddy issues) so really, it'd be no different than if you were a "normal" 16 year old boy.

The damage you're doing to her as an older man isn't (IMO) because you're so skilled or rocking her world, it's because of HER reaction to your age and why she's attracted to you in the first place that shows and builds on that psychological damage.
 
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My thoughts are more on things like if I could start football again with my current knowledge, or choose to study something different in school. I don't have a good enough memory to be able to make bets that would set me up, but I could sure as fuck get in on the ground floor of bitcoin.
Probably more fair to consider starting over now as a random kid instead of starting over as yourself since that would obviously be worth it just for shit like bitcoin, dotcom boom, etc.
But Jesus Christ, as hard as it was to relate/talk to teenage girls when I was a teenager, trying to do that with current brain? Regardless of knowledge or skills, we'd probably all kill ourselves with drugs/alcohol just trying to keep ourselves stupid enough to cope.